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Old 09-07-2009, 12:46 PM   #1
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WTF? Pics here



I got's nothing to explain that.
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:47 PM   #2
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:48 PM   #3
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:49 PM   #4
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Maybe her baby daddy gave her a choice between that and a fifth of vodka and a kick in the gut down a flight of stairs?

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There is a guy at our office who's colon must take a sharp turn towards his back at the exit point. Every time he has used the bathroom, whatever toilet he used is unusable for the rest of the day. It looks like someone filled a 10-gallon bucket with sloppy mud, took 8 steps back, and threw the contents of the bucket in the direction of the toilet. To cap things off, he ALWAYS leaves the lid up, maybe to showcase the damage. Unbelievable.
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:49 PM   #5
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Ahhh Prom night
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:52 PM   #6
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:54 PM   #7
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Ahhh Prom night
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:56 PM   #9
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maybe she took a shower and didn't have a towel ?
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:59 PM   #10
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Old 09-07-2009, 01:06 PM   #19
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Really, a blow up one.........
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