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Old 06-26-2008, 02:01 PM   #1
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I sustained a pillow-related injury
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:03 PM   #2
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pillow fight zipper-to-the-eye ?
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:03 PM   #3
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Once my mom told me not to go outside because there was a bird fight going on. I thought, "Bird fight, WTF? She can't really think I would fall for that crap." So I went outside anyway and a bird pecked me on the head.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:04 PM   #4
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Beat me to it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:06 PM   #5
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Friction-burned penis from making love to teh pillow?
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What I was going to say.
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You are all in the ballpark with your guesses but nobody's gotten it exactly right yet.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:38 PM   #8
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:01 PM   #9
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Pillowcase dried out your vagina?
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:04 PM   #10
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pink eye from roommate/SO farting on your pillow?
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If we were talking second cousin I wouldn't even have that moment where I thought "Wait, this is fucked up right?" before I plowed it like an Amish field.

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you ate it in the middle of the night and have now hurt your colon trying to poop it out.
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:18 PM   #12
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:28 AM   #13
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You are all correct, all of those happened.
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