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Old 12-03-2007, 11:32 AM   #1
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OT : Speaking of DD's
I heard this on the radio this morning.

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A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Mi...rs-72490.shtml
I guess that means I can cancel my health club membership and just put pictures of naked women in my office.
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:35 AM   #2
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:44 AM   #3
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Well, now we have a good excuse to be staring
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This explains why women live longer than men...it's because they spend so much time staring into bloody mirrors!!
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Does it still work if i stare at smaller ones
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I think it's whatever gets your heart rate up.
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I think it's whatever gets your heart rate up.


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