I have a shooting pain inside my rectum every once in a while (serisouly) - Harmony Central Musician Community Forums

Tedddy · 02-13-2006, 07:44 PM

It is this pain emanating deep within my rectum it comes out of the blue and it makes me grimace.

omni · 02-13-2006, 07:47 PM

Rhoids.

Tedddy · 02-13-2006, 07:47 PM

really ? I thought hemmorhoids was outside the rectum.

omni · 02-13-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Tedddy
really ? I thought hemmorhoids was outside the rectum.

They can also be internal.

Tedddy · 02-13-2006, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by omni
They can also be internal.

Oh well thats just fuckin great.

Megadeath7684 · 02-13-2006, 07:56 PM

Stop taking phalluses in the anus.

omni · 02-13-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Tedddy

Oh well thats just fuckin great.

Prep H.

sapphireskiss · 02-13-2006, 08:11 PM

colon cancer!!! You've got a couple months max!!!! Enjoy

guitarslinger · 02-13-2006, 08:30 PM

I wish I could help you. Start eating fiber now and drinking lots of water. Stop getting rammed

cheney50mc · 02-13-2006, 09:06 PM

oh yeah, I've had that also, doesn't usually last more than 5-10 seconds, kind of like a very intense cramp, haven't had one for awhile, only had one like once a week anyway.
I'm not too worried, but it happens its hard to keep quiet!

PinoyPowerhouse · 02-13-2006, 09:08 PM

Tumors, congrats

Tedddy · 02-13-2006, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by cheney50mc
I've had that also, doesn't usually last more than 5-10 seconds

YES!!!!

THAT IS PRECISELY HOW IT IS!!!!

n0fx · 02-13-2006, 10:07 PM

Seriously...RELAX...This is normal. I remember it seem to be worse
when I drank YEARS ago. My cousin and I use to joke about
the momentary shooting pains thru the rectum.

I think it's a prostate growing pain or something. Hurts
like hell quick,harsh shooting pain...........ENJOY

pondo sinatra · 02-13-2006, 10:48 PM

I went to a doctor about this last week. Mine always comes in the middle of the night, and can last about half an hour. The thing I notice is that I never have anything in my bowels at the time. It feels like I should take a dump, but I can't

Anyway, he said that it's a cramping because of built up gas that hasn't expelled but gone back into my intestines.
It happens to a lot of people and there are no long term effects or problems.

cloudnine · 02-13-2006, 10:52 PM

I get that too. Its really fast but VERY sharp - I always tell myself "this is what having a baby must be like".

But thanks for the explanation.

Kitty · 02-13-2006, 10:53 PM

Get a colonoscopy......they give you *great* drugs for the procedure......and then you will know for sure

MrKnobs · 02-13-2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Kitty
Get a colonoscopy......they give you *great* drugs for the procedure......and then you will know for sure

I'm resisting getting one of those (being over 50 and all). Seems a mite too personal to me...

Terry D.

KovachianOne · 02-13-2006, 11:06 PM

So it's your prostate? I thought I was being manhandled by the ghost of some huge black dude. It's like that big dude from Green Mile keeps haunting me. Fuckers shoulda never executed him, cuz now I gotta pay for it.

Thingfish · 02-13-2006, 11:13 PM

Time for a colonic!

pilk · 02-13-2006, 11:24 PM

u wont belive,

I had that too along time ago right out of the blue severe pain for a few secs right in the asshole . I was too young to have roids or anything really wrong with me . At the time I was on the road with a band in Minnasota. I went to the doc after a few episodes. He asked me if I had been having anal sex,you know, the boy in the band and all. I said "no" . Then he stuck his finger up my ass.
Nothing wrong. The episodes of startling pain went away. I only had maybe 15 episodes. Its weird . It was growing pain I guess.

Swear this is nonfiction.

02-13-2006, 07:44 PM	#1
Tedddy Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 27,564	I have a shooting pain inside my rectum every once in a while (serisouly) It is this pain emanating deep within my rectum it comes out of the blue and it makes me grimace.

02-13-2006, 09:06 PM	#10
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02-13-2006, 10:07 PM	#13
n0fx Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,933	Seriously...RELAX...This is normal. I remember it seem to be worse when I drank YEARS ago. My cousin and I use to joke about the momentary shooting pains thru the rectum. I think it's a prostate growing pain or something. Hurts like hell quick,harsh shooting pain...........ENJOY __________________ Click here for BEN'S TOWER Click here for LUCKY IRISH Click here for ROCK HOP Click Here for my "Super-Grip" Knobs Click Here for my "Super-Speed" Knobs Click Here for my 9V, 500ma Regulated Power Supplies Click Here for my Custom 10ft IEC Power Cables "RIGHT YOU ARE KEN !!!" TIMMMAAAYYY!!! Egnater TOL-100 Bogner Alchemist 2x12 Combo Marshall VS-65R x 2

02-13-2006, 10:48 PM	#14
pondo sinatra Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: toronto, ont. Posts: 29,806	I went to a doctor about this last week. Mine always comes in the middle of the night, and can last about half an hour. The thing I notice is that I never have anything in my bowels at the time. It feels like I should take a dump, but I can't Anyway, he said that it's a cramping because of built up gas that hasn't expelled but gone back into my intestines. It happens to a lot of people and there are no long term effects or problems. __________________ "ugh" -Terry D.

02-13-2006, 10:52 PM	#15
cloudnine Little Dreamer Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 25,791	I get that too. Its really fast but VERY sharp - I always tell myself "this is what having a baby must be like". But thanks for the explanation. __________________ - Sean. Please note that all statements contained herein are OPINION and not FACT. Take all advice, opinions, and other statements expressed in this post for as much or as little as you will.

02-13-2006, 07:47 PM	#2
omni Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Posts: 47,860	Rhoids.

02-13-2006, 07:56 PM	#6
Megadeath7684 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 107	Stop taking phalluses in the anus.

02-13-2006, 08:11 PM	#8
sapphireskiss Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,000	colon cancer!!! You've got a couple months max!!!! Enjoy

02-13-2006, 09:08 PM	#11
PinoyPowerhouse Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Star 6, 7, 8 & 9 Posts: 209	Tumors, congrats

02-13-2006, 11:06 PM	#18
KovachianOne Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 38°43'13.19"S, 77°31'47.87"E Posts: 2,145	So it's your prostate? I thought I was being manhandled by the ghost of some huge black dude. It's like that big dude from Green Mile keeps haunting me. Fuckers shoulda never executed him, cuz now I gotta pay for it. __________________ Naked pics of my mom

02-13-2006, 11:13 PM	#19
Thingfish Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 2,266	Time for a colonic! __________________ An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he can't get it wrong.

02-13-2006, 11:24 PM	#20
pilk Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: illinois Posts: 6,640	u wont belive, I had that too along time ago right out of the blue severe pain for a few secs right in the asshole . I was too young to have roids or anything really wrong with me . At the time I was on the road with a band in Minnasota. I went to the doc after a few episodes. He asked me if I had been having anal sex,you know, the boy in the band and all. I said "no" . Then he stuck his finger up my ass. Nothing wrong. The episodes of startling pain went away. I only had maybe 15 episodes. Its weird . It was growing pain I guess. Swear this is nonfiction.

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