View Full Version : What Do You Think of Jewel's Rack?
Promethius
11-02-2003, 08:50 PM
I would like to take my G Major and run it through her pre-amp compressor.
I'm sorry--I think I've gotten myself confused. :confused:
jimfowler
11-02-2003, 09:52 PM
the "g major" part makes sense, but honestly, her "preamp compressor" suggests absolutely nothing.
you gotta hand it to her, career 180's do make for good entertainment.
-jim
El Grinder
11-03-2003, 02:10 AM
...I clicked on this thread hoping for some pictures of said rack...
nasum
11-03-2003, 11:48 AM
I still think her latest album is actually a joke that backfired on her, andn ow she has to go and tour to support it.
tuvokzeta9
11-05-2003, 01:29 PM
Seriously, now I want to see her tits!:D Don't post stuff like this unless you can deliver the goods...
El Grinder
11-05-2003, 02:54 PM
Tits?! wtf...
I thought we were talking about rack..s.
... OOHHHHH NOW I get it!!!!
stinkfist
11-06-2003, 12:56 AM
really, what type of thread is this without pics?
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/6496/jmain3.html
grittar
11-06-2003, 09:49 AM
https://www.fansrule.com/FanClubImages/jewel/public_5062.jpg
El Grinder
11-06-2003, 12:55 PM
I give that rack an A+, definitely...
stinkfist
11-07-2003, 08:22 AM
i'd give her the "alaskan dragon"
El Grinder
11-07-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by stinkfist i'd give her the "alaskan dragon"
I'm afraid to ask, but curiousity is killing me.
Are you talking about something like a "map of japan on her back" or "pearl necklace"?
Duke of Metal
11-07-2003, 11:33 AM
Is that midi controlled? or Manual switch using your fingers ? :D :D
Duke of Metal
Originally posted by El Grinder
I'm afraid to ask, but curiousity is killing me.
Are you talking about something like a "map of japan on her back" or "pearl necklace"?
Map of Japan!?!?...............BWAAAHAAAAAA....OH...BWAAH AHAHAHAHA
Oh man...that was too funny.
LOL I can't stop laughing:D
stinkfist
11-09-2003, 02:48 AM
might i remind, this is my boss's sick minds at work...
the alaskian dragon is when you nut in a girls mouth and strangle her so the junk comes out of her nose rather than down her throat.
disgusting huh? it was the worst i have heard yet and it pertained to the post, jewel being from alaska and all.
nickdahl
11-09-2003, 09:01 AM
WOW. That is graphic.
Nick
jimfowler
11-09-2003, 09:21 AM
she is attractive...too bad she totally and irrevocably sucks, or i might be able to develop a crush.
record label: do you have any talent?
person: no
record label: do you have big boobs?
person: yes
record label: sign here.
-jim
fumelad
11-09-2003, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by jimfowler
record label: do you have any talent?
person: no
record label: do you have big boobs?
person: yes
record label: sign here.
-jim
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:D :D :D ... good one
miker2c
11-12-2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by jimfowler
she is attractive...too bad she totally and irrevocably sucks
Wow, Jim...you know that for sure!! I sure wish I could comment on well she sucks!!
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh...you were talking about her MUSIC! Sorry...yes, that REALLY sucks!
Maybe the A&R rep was introduced to how well she sucked!!
Mike
Wouter
11-12-2003, 08:15 AM
I like her first album, too bad that rack is waxed though.
grendel4guitars
11-14-2003, 07:50 AM
Nice rack. Needs to see a dentist and could use a little more booty. Latest album is a joke. What was she thinking?:eek:
Grendel
jimfowler
11-15-2003, 12:05 PM
what was she thinking? probably nothing. the record label has people that do all the thinking for the "artists".
more booty...well, she is white and that's the downfall of most white girls (and boys for that matter): a considerable deficiency in the butt area.
if i had her teeth and her money, the first thing i would've done is gone out and bought me some serious dental work.
-jim
MuffMan7
11-15-2003, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by jimfowler
she is attractive...too bad she totally and irrevocably sucks, or i might be able to develop a crush.
record label: do you have any talent?
person: no
record label: do you have big boobs?
person: yes
record label: sign here.
-jim
tuvokzeta9
11-15-2003, 10:42 PM
If it were only legal to post such things on an office door.... the world would be a wonderful place...:D
Wouter
11-15-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by grendel4guitars
Nice rack. Needs to see a dentist and could use a little more booty. Latest album is a joke. What was she thinking?:eek:
Grendel
Probably that there is no Beowulf to slay her ;)
franchelB
11-16-2003, 08:24 AM
I prefer the "earlier" Jewel...who looked wholesome, and sang pretty little ditties.
I'm not too fond of the "trashier" look and sound...
As if we need another Brittney wannabe...