View Full Version : Excuses for your spose as to why you buy gear.
Outkaster
06-13-2002, 08:59 AM
Here are some excuses. This may go along with the doghouse thread. Please come up with some and post them:
"..but I got a good deal on it!!...
"This is the last one they had".....
"It's a present for someone else"....
..It's not mine I am just storing it for another bandmember"....
drummerjoe
06-13-2002, 12:24 PM
"Sorry honey, I thought this new gear would make your warm vagina secrete enough fluid to trickle between your ass cheeks and make it easier to slide my knob in your virginal butthole"
6am eternal
06-13-2002, 01:56 PM
"...The faster I become a rock-star the faster you'll get your house on the hills with swimming pool!...."
swingset
06-14-2002, 12:47 AM
"Shut up, bitch, get back on your knees and when you're done make me some dinner".
Works like a charm.:rolleyes:
grutko
06-14-2002, 12:00 PM
"If you want to quite your job, you'll let me buy this!"
"I saved $____ buying it used! It would have cost $____ to buy it new."
Bbreaker
06-14-2002, 06:15 PM
Since I bought that original 1958 Gibson Flying V, I'll take you out to dinner tonight.
JonnyM
06-15-2002, 05:25 PM
Then your only problem is when she starts trying to buy everything you pickup in the music store. Just firmly tell her "No I didn't like that PRS all that much. Let's go with just the Mesa amp, the Boss Flanger, and some strings tonight dear one"
thesinner66
06-23-2002, 09:37 AM
On Pedals "Hey for every fucking pair of shoes you have, I should have a pedal in the same color!"
On amps:
"this one goes to 11"
On guitars
"why do you have to have so many guitars They all sound the same!"
"no they don't."
"Well why did you get it?"
"because it's a back up to the guild s-100 which is a back up of the sg. And this guitar can also back up the tele and my three strats that each have a different pourpose!"