peteloaf
08-29-2008, 07:35 AM
this kid was dancing real goofy, we thought he was just getting his crump on, so we left him to it. in between songs the singer shouted something like 'you go kid, shake it loose!'
so this kid starts going fuckin wild, he's thrashing, he goes down and starts doing some kind of crazy floor dance.. then after a half song we notice he's foaming at the mouth, then this hysterical woman turns up and starts yelling at us all.
turns out the kid was some kind of massive tard, he's ALSO the club owner's kid brother. so we've been rocking to the soundtrack of his kid having a full blown nappy-filling freakout, the singer is a bit sozzled so he hasn't realised what's ocurring, he's on the mic going ' that kid's rockin so hard he's shit himself'
all hell breaks loose, the club owner's trying to get security to rough us up, we're trying to pack and leave, kiddo's still horizontally raving away.. so during a running battle with security we managed to get everything out onto the street, these guys are startignto get closer and more threatening.. it was looking pretty sketchy! so, i whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said 'fresh' and there was dice in the mirror.... if anything, i'd have said that this cab was rare, but i thought nah forget it, yo home, to belair.
so this kid starts going fuckin wild, he's thrashing, he goes down and starts doing some kind of crazy floor dance.. then after a half song we notice he's foaming at the mouth, then this hysterical woman turns up and starts yelling at us all.
turns out the kid was some kind of massive tard, he's ALSO the club owner's kid brother. so we've been rocking to the soundtrack of his kid having a full blown nappy-filling freakout, the singer is a bit sozzled so he hasn't realised what's ocurring, he's on the mic going ' that kid's rockin so hard he's shit himself'
all hell breaks loose, the club owner's trying to get security to rough us up, we're trying to pack and leave, kiddo's still horizontally raving away.. so during a running battle with security we managed to get everything out onto the street, these guys are startignto get closer and more threatening.. it was looking pretty sketchy! so, i whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said 'fresh' and there was dice in the mirror.... if anything, i'd have said that this cab was rare, but i thought nah forget it, yo home, to belair.