Happy New Year, Nerve!!! We're thinking of ya!

[Citizen Cain]

Nerve, stuck in the jug with the rapists, sadists and other assorted riff-raff. Damn the man!!!

Free NervePoet Now!

[Doc Wilson]

Hear hear! I'm feeling that polecat. Free the fucking Nerve Poet you shit eating bags of shit. Fuck.

[ralphster007]

Yeah!!!

Is it ok if I ask why he's in there (or if it's just a joke - really, I think I'm the only one who doesn't know), or should I delete this?

[Fred5]

Originally posted by Doc Wilson
Hear hear! I'm feeling that polecat. Free the fucking Nerve Poet you shit eating bags of shit. Fuck.
Linguistic eloquence :D

[Fred5]

Originally posted by ralphster007
Yeah!!!

Is it ok if I ask why he's in there (or if it's just a joke - really, I think I'm the only one who doesn't know), or should I delete this?
No, really I would like to know too! What's up with our prog rock hero and philosopher?

[PrimeMover]

yea, I'll pile on as well....

Happy new year oh most esteemed NervePoet

[Citizen Cain]

Sadly, it is true. Nerve is spending a month in one of our local correctional facilities. Resulting from a DUI arrest, I believe. He gets out to go to work, but is savagely ripped from society again at day's end.

[daddysguitar]

Originally posted by Fred5

No, really I would like to know too! What's up with our prog rock hero and philosopher?

Nerve made the mistake of composing a complete series of soliloquies pointing out the idiosyncratic nature of the governing bodies. Through an odd series of events made to appear orderly, he's been..... framed. You'll hear all sorts of things that appear on the surface to make sense, but unless and until you hear it from Nerve, I caution you to understand that anything else is likely spoken from the mouthpiece of...the man.

[Fred5]

Originally posted by Citizen Cain
Sadly, it is true. Nerve is spending a month in one of our local correctional facilities. Resulting from a DUI arrest, I believe. He gets out to go to work, but is savagely ripped from society again at day's end.
:mad: The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

[daddysguitar]

Oh yeah, Happy New Year, NervePoet! This has got to be a better year, right!? :D

[Fred5]

Originally posted by daddysguitar


Nerve made the mistake of composing a complete series of soliloquies pointing out the idiosyncratic nature of the governing bodies. Through an odd series of events made to appear orderly, he's been..... framed. You'll hear all sorts of things that appear on the surface to make sense, but unless and until you hear it from Nerve, I caution you to understand that anything else is likely spoken from the mouthpiece of...the man.
:mad: :D

You heavyweights really make a difference here.
I wish you a happy and prosperous 2003.

[daddysguitar]

Originally posted by Fred5

:mad: :D

You heavyweights really make a difference here.
I wish you a happy and prosperous 2003.

If you could relax on the comments about my recent rotund figure, that'd be great. ;) I've stolen a lot from you this year, Fred5, thanks! ;)

[Sam Therapy]

Originally posted by Doc Wilson
Hear hear! I'm feeling that polecat. Free the fucking Nerve Poet you shit eating bags of shit. Fuck.

Daktari, you hit the nail on the head. Such eloquence. Sheer poetry. ;)

But yeah, we superheroes have to stick together. Free NervePoet, you scumbags!

[Wayrockin1]

Yeah, we're thinking about you Nerve, old pal. The whole stinking correctional system deserves to Kramered for this outrage! :mad:

[uv7lng]

They least they could do is shoot a remake of Jailhouse Rock. starring Nervis Poetly.

U
v:D

[NervePoet]

Originally posted by Citizen Cain
Nerve, stuck in the jug with the rapists, sadists and other assorted riff-raff. Damn the man!!!

Free NervePoet Now!

Hey, that's okay! I feel right at home! Thanks, guys. Yes, I am in for drinking and driving. Happy New Year to all of you!

[Six String Stuntman Steve]

Did someone call for a superhero??

http://nigeld.freewebspace.com/Nigel%20%2D%20Super%20Hero.jpg

I'll bust Nervey out of that rathole in no time and then SuperDoc can have his way with those shit eating bags of shit once I blast down the door and piss on the warden \m/:mad:\m/

Hey Nerve, when you see The Man next you can tell him I'm gonna kick his sorry balls for messing with my forumites. :mad:

[Six String Stuntman Steve]

Ok...hmmm I hope no one takes this the wrong way or anything....but uh...at the risk of getting flamed to death and being hated for the rest of my forum tenure (which, depending on the outcome of this post, might not be very long)....I just wanted to ask you guys something.

No offense or anything, but isn't Nerve doing time for his own mistake? Therefore are we justified in blaming this one on The Man?

Just my two cents.

*ducks and runs away with hands over head*

[NervePoet]

Originally posted by Six String Stuntman Steve
Ok...hmmm I hope no one takes this the wrong way or anything....but uh...at the risk of getting flamed to death and being hated for the rest of my forum tenure (which, depending on the outcome of this post, might not be very long)....I just wanted to ask you guys something.

No offense or anything, but isn't Nerve doing time for his own mistake? Therefore are we justified in blaming this one on The Man?

Just my two cents.

*ducks and runs away with hands over head*

Sure I am! But does the Man ever accept that anything was his mistake? No way! Besides, life's no fun without a scapegoat. Get it? ScapeGOAT! Mwuhahahaha!!!!! ;)

[Six String Stuntman Steve]

Originally posted by NervePoet
Get it? ScapeGOAT! Mwuhahahaha!!!!! ;) *ugh* please....don't remind me of that, that THING!!

Doc Wilson scarred my poor, young, impressionable mind for life with his descriptions of what he was gonna do to that poor animal.

Oh the horror!! Call the animal rights activists.....OH THE HORROR!! :eek::(

[dblazer]

I think everybody is kidding about "the man" here SSSS, Nerve knows he did wrong and is accepting his punishment with his usual good humor.

It's a pain in the ass, but it's SUPPOSED to be. Hopefully drinking and driving are a thing of the past for him.

Nerve, here's hoping the New Year is a great one for you.

[NervePoet]

Thanks, DB! Last year was the best and worst of years. The good vibes at Moestock counter balanced everything else. That ol' hellhound couldn't get through the door at Manny's! :D

[dblazer]

Originally posted by NervePoet
Thanks, DB! Last year was the best and worst of years. The good vibes at Moestock counter balanced everything else. That ol' hellhound couldn't get through the door at Manny's! :D

You're a good man Nerve. I'm glad we've got a new calendar to work with too. My closest friend died on Christmas day and even though we knew it was coming it's been a tough one.

My high for the year is questionable, but the low is unmistakable. Hopefully in '03 it will be the other way around.

Hang in there, may the food be the worst thing about "camp", and may it become a faint memory quickly.

[NervePoet]

The food is the worst part. You know things are bad when you go hitting the vending machines. :eek:

[dblazer]

Originally posted by NervePoet
The food is the worst part. You know things are bad when you go hitting the vending machines. :eek:

Now THAT'S good for your medical situation. Can't you "pack" a dinner? It seems like almost anything would be better than "pull the handle" food.

[NervePoet]

Originally posted by dblazer


Now THAT'S good for your medical situation. Can't you "pack" a dinner? It seems like almost anything would be better than "pull the handle" food.

No, but during the week I only eat dinner there. The food here at Seagate is actually pretty decent, lots of access to salads, vegetables, etc.

[Dr. Fonzie]

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