is it ok to just hang out here...

[Voltan]

if we dont fuck anything up?

[Professor Tom]

Not much happening here Voltan.

[Voltan]

indeed not.... but then a lot of times there's not much happening in the sewer pit either... i've about completley given up any meaningful conversation there... oh well, my fault mostly :D

[Professor Tom]

Never mind, we can discuss something intellectual here at the rate of one post a day each. That should keep us busy for the next twenty years.

[Voltan]

hmmmmm, perhaps you're right.... then again, it might take that long for me to come up with anything even remotely semi-intellectual to discuss... what be thy interests professor t? aside from music some of mine are stone sculpting, (both doing and the appreciation of, especially egyptian, greek, and precolombian american), ethnobotany, human interaction, and things that go bump in the night....

[Professor Tom]

I am interested in Cosmology, War History, Ancient Rome and women with large breasts.

[Voltan]

meh, fuck the intelligent shit then... let me ask you a question ... i spent a considerable amount of time doing some drum tracks in a small studio for some guys. they couldnt find a drummer that satisfied what they wanted so from a friends referral i auditioned and they all agreed this was what they sought. all original material and they gave me carte blanche to do whatever i wanted with very few demands that i do anything differently... i told them i simply wanted something indicative of the kind of work of which i am capable... all went well until some record exec heard one of the tunes used as backing for a commercial and tracked us down... now, a c-d is circulating in nashville and has caught the ear of three of the top producers in town, which to me was quite a kick in itself... until.... i was sent a copy of the tracks that were mixed down... the drum tracks are practically non-existant on several tracks and on one tune the entire kick-drum track was erased and some off time one and three beat was substituted... completely off from the syncopated bit i was working originally... i'm a bit pissed... but figure i need to take some time and distance myself before i open fire about not wanting my name on whats been done... should i take up cross stitching or knitting?

[nice keetee]

meh, fuck the intelligent shit then... let me ask you a question ... i spent a considerable amount of time doing some drum tracks in a small studio for some guys. they couldnt find a drummer that satisfied what they wanted so from a friends referral i auditioned and they all agreed this was what they sought. all original material and they gave me carte blanche to do whatever i wanted with very few demands that i do anything differently... i told them i simply wanted something indicative of the kind of work of which i am capable... all went well until some record exec heard one of the tunes used as backing for a commercial and tracked us down... now, a c-d is circulating in nashville and has caught the ear of three of the top producers in town, which to me was quite a kick in itself... until.... i was sent a copy of the tracks that were mixed down... the drum tracks are practically non-existant on several tracks and on one tune the entire kick-drum track was erased and some off time one and three beat was substituted... completely off from the syncopated bit i was working originally... i'm a bit pissed... but figure i need to take some time and distance myself before i open fire about not wanting my name on whats been done... should i take up cross stitching or knitting?

yes

[Professor Tom]

meh, fuck the intelligent shit then... let me ask you a question ... i spent a considerable amount of time doing some drum tracks in a small studio for some guys. they couldnt find a drummer that satisfied what they wanted so from a friends referral i auditioned and they all agreed this was what they sought. all original material and they gave me carte blanche to do whatever i wanted with very few demands that i do anything differently... i told them i simply wanted something indicative of the kind of work of which i am capable... all went well until some record exec heard one of the tunes used as backing for a commercial and tracked us down... now, a c-d is circulating in nashville and has caught the ear of three of the top producers in town, which to me was quite a kick in itself... until.... i was sent a copy of the tracks that were mixed down... the drum tracks are practically non-existant on several tracks and on one tune the entire kick-drum track was erased and some off time one and three beat was substituted... completely off from the syncopated bit i was working originally... i'm a bit pissed... but figure i need to take some time and distance myself before i open fire about not wanting my name on whats been done... should i take up cross stitching or knitting?

I spent a number of years working sessions in a lot of studios and I found that in a lot of situations your work gets carved up, changed, reduced or has effects added and there's not much point complaining or you won't get hired again. Look on the bright side, the people in Nashville probably haven't heard the original unchanged work that you did and your reputation may well be enhanced at the end of the day and some meaningful and financially lucrative work may well come your way.

[Voltan]

possibly... i feel better today about it... i talked to an engineer i know at the sound kitchen in nashville and sent him three tunes... befores and afters and he told me the problems didnt sound intentional but more like a lot of fuck ups due to amateur mixing... i'm hoping the raw tracks are being sent to the professional mastering studio but i have my doubts... i understand what you are saying about the work being sliced and diced... it just waxes my ass to work on something and really apply yourself and then actually capture one of those moments and have the magic recorded only to have it erased by a misplaced button pushing finger... i'm keeping my mouth shut... but i'm not putting any money on it... thanks ... :)

[Professor Tom]

possibly... i feel better today about it... i talked to an engineer i know at the sound kitchen in nashville and sent him three tunes... befores and afters and he told me the problems didnt sound intentional but more like a lot of fuck ups due to amateur mixing... i'm hoping the raw tracks are being sent to the professional mastering studio but i have my doubts... i understand what you are saying about the work being sliced and diced... it just waxes my ass to work on something and really apply yourself and then actually capture one of those moments and have the magic recorded only to have it erased by a misplaced button pushing finger... i'm keeping my mouth shut... but i'm not putting any money on it... thanks ... :)

Good things come to he who waits or good things come to he who kicks the door in ?

[Voltan]

good, bad... it's all relative anyway... :D

[nice keetee]

good, bad... it's all relative anyway... :D

Hope you and your relatives are good. The cutting room floor is where the decisions are. Film or now files. :)

[nice keetee]

Blu ray or ?

[Professor Tom]

Blu ray or ?

You tell me, there are too many options now with TV so I won't buy anything new until the market settles down.

[Voltan]

i'll never settle down!!! :mad:


:D

[nice keetee]

i'll never settle down!!! :mad:


:D

Are you Draconian?

[nice keetee]

You tell me, there are too many options now with TV so I won't buy anything new until the market settles down.

Stock market or video format war... er competition?

[Professor Tom]

Stock market or video format war... er competition?

Video format war, I want to know who wins first.

[Voltan]

Are you Draconian?

hmmm no... but some of us believe we are definitely extra-terrestrial...

[nice keetee]

Video format war, I want to know who wins first.

Seems like Blu-ray so far vs HD DVD, I'll watch a crap screen if I like the movie. I grew up with B+W fer Chrissakes. :) Like I'll listen to a boombox if it's playing music I want to hear NOW vs bestest gear if I don't like the muzak :blah:

[pikemurphy]

i gess im gona hafta git rit off the ol b;ak and wite teevee.... shur wil mis it!

[Professor Tom]

I just heard that Toshiba have abandoned their system and that Sony have won the war, whatever that means ?

[tws!]

Professor Tom, you seem to be into the same things I am into. Tell me something interesting about Romans that is kind of off kilter and most people don't know. I'm up for learning today.

[Professor Tom]

Parma Ham originated in Wales. The Romans stole the recipe and brought it back to Italy during the invasion of Brittania. This is actually true, I am not joking.

[Voltan]

did the romans ever steal anything that had large breasts?

[nice keetee]

did the romans ever steal anything that had large breasts?

Are we living in the New Rome? If so then yes.

[Voltan]

Romana Sambvca!

[jerry_kicker]

frop!

[nice keetee]

Romana Sambvca!

Tastes like licorice

[f o r k t o o l]

Whats up Voltan?

[Evil Imp]

I like transistors. Transistors > resistors.

[pipemaker]

i liek capacitors..

[nice keetee]

Transformers.

[Voltan]

dead shorts...

[Voltan]

good bye...
:wave:

[blackpig]

A transistor is a nun who secretly dresses in mens' clothing.

[Voltan]

:wave:

[3red]

no. move along, this is a public area :cop:

[Voltan]

no. move along, this is a public area :cop:

in case you hadn't noticed, it's impossible to stand still... the earth is rotating, revolving, tilting on axis, doing the wobble thing, whilst keeping up with the trajectory of old sol, add that to the vibration of the particles that make us up and the possibility that if the entie universe is expanding then we could also... and you might agree i've been moving all along...

[nice keetee]

in case you hadn't noticed, it's impossible to stand still... the earth is rotating, revolving, tilting on axis, doing the wobble thing, whilst keeping up with the trajectory of old sol, add that to the vibration of the particles that make us up and the possibility that if the entie universe is expanding then we could also... and you might agree i've been moving all along...

Move along, little doggies, move along...:wave:

[nice keetee]

Why is this thread in 2 4 ums at once?

[Voltan]

is it???

[nice keetee]

r u ?

[nice keetee]

small block chevy- great build.

[Voltan]

thank you, you're the only one thats ever noticed...

:love:

[Voltan]

and i do appreciate it...

[nice keetee]

Are the racing horses being pushed ie horse steroids? Barbaro? Now 2nd place at the derby name escapes me.

[Voltan]

honestly i dont follow horse racing... i love watching them run but there is something about racing that doesnt sit well with me... training techniques, etc... two of our rescues are off the track and they were a bucket of work to get settled down...

[nice keetee]

honestly i dont follow horse racing... i love watching them run but there is something about racing that doesnt sit well with me... training techniques, etc... two of our rescues are off the track and they were a bucket of work to get settled down...

I don't follow horse racing either, but when the front page is "euthanized at the track" supposedly the equines are being bred for speed to entertain, damn the loss...:cry: Betting etc. Science fiction movies are sometimes about non human species ...getting even? :)

[Voltan]

i watch very little tv... and read the newspapers even less... i didnt see any of the hoopla... i know some history of racing due to three of our rescued thoroughbreds having bloodlines of secretariat and manowar.... two names hard to not know if one pays any attention to life... if only most humans could be as smart as the equines...

[nice keetee]

Horses might say"fuck you humans, stop racing us for your pleasure" :confused:

[Voltan]

horses fucking humans coul dbe painful or even deadly.. just ask catherine the great... :D

[nice keetee]

catherine musta had one big receptacle!

[Voltan]

and a block and tackle...

[nice keetee]

and a block and tackle...

sure you're not a neigh bor I'd accept? Most complain too loud drums/guitar/screeching etc. :lol: oh yeah, you left here an hour ago, as so I should have :lol:. piss up a rope even though my loves are now dead as far as reality goes. :cry: fuck me :wave:

[Voltan]

my drums are always too loud except when they're quiet and teh geetarz screech like whales on an owsley holiday in the tropics of chemical enchantment... but my closest neighbor is about a mile away and they are really old and cant hear well... so it works out fine :)

[nice keetee]

You are a lucky SOB or DOB to have distance betwixt nayboors and thys elves, to allow drum/hollow log bashing and twanging all night music without " Yo chill.." from a neigh boor out their window... at 9:30 pm before the sounds start :cry: :lol: :poke: :love:

[Voltan]

agreed... one of the perks of living in the boonies...

[nice keetee]

boonies = :love: actually me can go but not drag amps, drums etc to quietize the bullshit noise. :lol:

[Voltan]

yeah, we like it... there are disadvantages like it takes a tank and a half of fuel and a four wheel drive to get down our driveway... bt we are pretty much hermits when we are at home anyhow...

[Voltan]

huoi id i s po ps c c fo [o [[ p fsis x x
xjx i fcoue cpsgxr
j cle ce herig ud;oid o dgodi [od [d d
fdj lih flid

V.

[nice keetee]

huoi id i s po ps c c fo [o [[ p fsis x x
xjx i fcoue cpsgxr
j cle ce herig ud;oid o dgodi [od [d d
fdj lih flid

V.

Come again?

[Professor Tom]

I can't believe this thread is still alive, amazing !

[Voltan]

stwange but twue....

[Voltan]

Come again?

youre insatiable...:love:

[Lancaster]

Hmmm, I know waht an electronics is, but what's a consumer? Do I need one? Is it like a vacuum cleaner? :idk:

[pikemurphy]

yew dont nead won butt yew do nead fore of em. if'n yew have fivei of em you cood be miss taken four a gote. or a texan but than there awl teh same aint thei? waht is youns doin about teh waht in teh fuckin shit about , you know ? well? ima just a hammerin away at the sheit and look sideways to heerin from youallns soohn.
:wave:

[Voltan]

i'm setting sail on the hi c's lookin for some stalwart men and boys that dont mind a bit of hard work... we'll be flyin the skull and cross blowns and taking what we pleez when we seez it! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh!!!!! mutineers and miceketeers will be dealt with by oiling theyre doils and keelhulling and a good old faASHIONED DRAWING AND FIFTHING since we aint got no quarters... step up and sine yer life away for it's a pirates life youll be havin'''


no scurvy dogs need apply...

[nice keetee]

i'm setting sail on the hi c's lookin for some stalwart men and boys that dont mind a bit of hard work... we'll be flyin the skull and cross blowns and taking what we pleez when we seez it! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh!!!!! mutineers and miceketeers will be dealt with by oiling theyre doils and keelhulling and a good old faASHIONED DRAWING AND FIFTHING since we aint got no quarters... step up and sine yer life away for it's a pirates life youll be havin'''


no scurvy dogs need apply...

We're sorry, the the number you have reached, is currently out of service, no further information is available...woo woo woo, we're sorry the number you have wretched, ...

[nice keetee]

i'm setting sail on the hi c's lookin for some stalwart men and boys that dont mind a bit of hard work... we'll be flyin the skull and cross blowns and taking what we pleez when we seez it! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh!!!!! mutineers and miceketeers will be dealt with by oiling theyre doils and keelhulling and a good old faASHIONED DRAWING AND FIFTHING since we aint got no quarters... step up and sine yer life away for it's a pirates life youll be havin'''


no scurvy dogs need apply...

aye mate, the sea awaits!

[nice keetee]

dis regard above , my ship came in

[Voltan]

i know... i was teh capitan!

[nice keetee]

...lost at sea again, looking for consumer electronics that might fit into my lifestylus...thanks cap'n...

[Voltan]

http://blogs.consumerreports.org/cars/2008/03/garmin-navigon.html

[nice keetee]

http://blogs.consumerreports.org/cars/2008/03/garmin-navigon.html

GPS, yeah I should. Old fashioned compass and map, yeah I should. Both. Finally saw parvo re smell on AP. et. GPS...

[Voltan]

yes, and it is perhaps maybe so at times... even then it isnt a positive neutral..


....

[nice keetee]

yes, and it is perhaps maybe so at times... even then it isnt a positive neutral..


....

or false neutral? time to get off the fence?

[nice keetee]

b + w tv no mo' ?

[Voltan]

my tv is now negapositive drive... open to doesnt matter overdriven knickers and bulbous billowing phorum modulators masturbating the fur i ously...

[nice keetee]

1st tv show in about 10 years I followed, Men In Trees, show cancelled. To be replaced with crap . So I need not large screen consumer electronics telly any more. color or b+w. :cry:

[Voltan]

i like looking out my window...

[Voltan]

it's high def and 3-D...

[nice keetee]

Your window?! reality is overrated compared to fantasy, or is it the opposite? consumer electronic consumption allows one to live vicariously? I await the start of NFL to watch other than computer screen. Please forgive me but it's a sport I played a bit and still follow. All is vanity saith the creature, I mean Preacher even on hidef smellivision plugged into temporal loaf :confused:

[nice keetee]

i like looking out my window...

How many channels you get? Dig it al or anal og?

[Voltan]

there's always room for digits in one's anal og...

[Voltan]

1st tv show in about 10 years I followed, Men In Trees, show cancelled. To be replaced with crap . So I need not large screen consumer electronics telly any more. color or b+w. :cry:

i want a brown and tan tv...

[Voltan]

Why is this thread in 2 4 ums at once?

it has to deew with the spaced time rumtinium thing we talked about yesterday...

[Voltan]

I just heard that Toshiba have abandoned their system and that Sony have won the war, whatever that means ?

either someone lied to you or we will all be speeeeeking sonyese by the morrow...

[Voltan]

natur ab whores a vak uum.. electrolux is hated by the univoerseses...

[Voltan]

*flings electronickal poo*

[Voltan]

how many more?

[Voltan]

i am a recognized internashunal deestreebutar of poo... i always have a kwality product gwarranteed to fly properly wehn flung from any of our hi kwality line poo flingerers.... stop on in and take a gander and if you like what you see,and we think you will, pick up some poo and fling it on out for everyone to enjoy! happy flingering!

[nice keetee]

camping skills are usefultarian

[Voltan]

cramping skills are used to tarrying.....

[nice keetee]

crampons in yer crack?

[Voltan]

at least those climbing on my ass wouldnt slip on the shart stains...

[Voltan]

much...

[nice keetee]

because it is now frozen shart...

[nice keetee]

a new dessert or desert after the Solstice...oh yeah last week...

[Voltan]

is ok, last week is when mostr of the shit on OJ was popular ... they'll never know... :)

[swarley]

omg, you guys should get a room already :rolleyes:

[nice keetee]

this is this

[Voltan]

omg, you guys should get a room already :rolleyes:

you just wanna crash the party... dont you lie! :love:

[nice keetee]

reality bites

[Voltan]

reality bites

anti-psychotic candies?

[swarley]

you just wanna crash the party... dont you lie! :love:

so what if i do :idk:

[nice keetee]

anti-psychotic candies?

nyet, candied psychotics with catnip

[nice keetee]

so what if i do :idk:

no problemo

[Voltan]

sew waht ifn oui awl dew?

[swarley]

sew waht ifn oui awl dew?

don't mock me!:mad:

[Voltan]

dont mock me!:mad:

[Lancaster]

Like Mock Chicken. Do you mock chicken? Is it like mocking Dubya except completely different because one is a stupid,brainless creature and the other one is a chicken? :idk:

Waht izzat hafta do with consuming lectronix? :confused:

[swarley]

dont mock me!:mad:

don't mock me!:mad:

[Voltan]

don't mock me!:mad:

push you shove me!

[nice keetee]

Happy Independence Day. Watch some fireworks and film some fireworks on yer camera...

[nice keetee]

We are free as can be during these times :)

[Voltan]

a man truly knows freedom when he has no possessions...

[swarley]

a man truly knows freedom when he has no possessions...

well... i'm fucked :(

[Voltan]

all this yoda speak is drivin me nuts...

[nice keetee]

all this yoda speak is drivin me nuts...

consumer electronics consume the consumer?

[Voltan]

they consume teh electrons ic's...

[Voltan]

imma boutta fuck some shit up...

[nice keetee]

imma boutta fuck some shit up...

Use your self-control.

[Voltan]

i'm trying.... must .... not.... give... in.....

[nice keetee]

neural network needs nothing now, how now brown cow

[Voltan]

to ... teh... dark side....

[nice keetee]

to ... teh... dark side....

NO!!!

[Voltan]

maybe...

waht

[nice keetee]

Dark side of the moon? Baby heron on the lawn but rat race called so I didn't spend...maybe 1 minute to take a pic with the Gamera on the fucking seat next to me...this is a dress rehearsal?

[Voltan]

*puts on sun dress*

[nice keetee]

Same sun shines on us all, sun dress or shawl.

[Voltan]

imma fuck sumfin up...

[Voltan]

maybe tear teh knobs off my amplifier....

[St. Andrew]

maybe tear teh knobs off my amplifier....

Sir. sir! you are going to have to buy something or we'll have to ask you to leave.:cop::mad::mad:

[Voltan]

Sir. sir! you are going to have to buy something or we'll have to ask you to leave.:cop::mad::mad:

how much you askin' for your mom?

and dont try to pawn her off as virgin either....:)

[tom.schavo]

well i guess as far as you don't use the word f***, its alright to hang around.

[Voltan]

the fucking "f" word???
you of course mean foghorn , right?

[nice keetee]

foghorn leghorn fits into automobile consumer shit, cartoon at that

[lazaraga]

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[Voltan]

:p

[nice keetee]

:wave:

[nice keetee]

1 4 8 15 29

[nice keetee]

:p

1, 4, 8, 15, 29?

Ever go through this bit ?

[Pigger]

Are you Draconian?

I'm baconian. :wave:

[Voltan]

42

[swarley]

41

[Voltan]

#9

[swarley]

-37

[nice keetee]

specific days thanks/no thanks from animals; whilst watching the !(*$ Olympics.

[Voltan]

pooples...

[nice keetee]

pooples...

you probably forgot

[Voltan]

i did...

[nice keetee]

i did not...:wave:

[Lancaster]

You did so!!!!!!!! :mad::wave:

[nice keetee]

after 5 minutes this can be cleared...

[Voltan]

after 7.3 minutes this can be opaqued...


:wave:

[swarley]

http://www.phunhouse.com/forum/images/smilies/suicide.gif

[D Carroll]

This looks like an OJ roll cal...

Here.

[Lancaster]

after 7.3 minutes this can be opaqued...


:wave:

Lacquered. Sniff deeply of the fumes while you do this.:love: I can attest to very minimal brain damge form this.

[swarley]

I can attest to very minimal brain damge form this.

:cop:

[nice keetee]

3 legged dogs can enjoy their lives

[Lancaster]

A guy walks into a bar. Sits down and asks for a beer.The bartender reaches under the bar, pulls out an axe and whacks the guy in the head with it. He winds up, swings again and this time chops the guy's head off in one blow.

The guy's head rolls off towards the front door of the bar while blood gushers out of his lifeless body now slumped on the bar.The bartender runs around to the other side of the bar and proceeds to hack the lifeless body into pieces.

The End.

[Lancaster]

OK, but just one more...

The Pope,George Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Barack Obama, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan,Bill & Hillary Clinton , an Irishman,a limey, a Polish person, 12 guys whose last names are all Murphy,and some guy named Irving all walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Is this a joke"?

[Sammich]

Fail

[nice keetee]

last shot bled

[swarley]

can you read this?

[nice keetee]

Gustav please stay away.

[Voltan]

she lakkered and she lacked... post the message on her back... \open particums after the fact...
oh she likkered happity snack!./:

[peter250]

Yeah hang out all you want.

Love the Pic.!

[Voltan]

*hangs cock out of low necked trousers*... thanks!

:thu:

[Lancaster]

So can I hang here? Right from that tree? Till I'm well hung like it says in my junk email? Swinging from the tree, swayin' in the breeze? Wat?

[avrage joe]

You really want in his panties, don't you? I mean, it's ok if that's what you want, I'm just saying.

[Lancaster]

Panties? In a knot? :idk:

[nice keetee]

Ike please stay away.

[stalin12]

it's all relative anyway,...gud or bad

[Voltan]

Panties? In a knot? :idk:

pre-scented? post dated? plaster coated? metal plated?

[Lancaster]

Full mental jacket. :love:

[nice keetee]

what does this have to do with the consumer? fuck. I missed the ufo show from abc? any one here see any ufo stuff?

[Voltan]

wii R cunsumeng ur brane sells...

[Lancaster]

Teh Bush Economic Miracle is destroying the economy by transferring $314 Billion to the private sector in bailouts while effectivily adding up to $5 Trillion to the national debt to cover unfunded Freddie/Fannie liabilities.

Therefore, the consumer as we know it is dead. I hereby declare this forum to be null and void and seek it's immediate dissolution.

Signed,
Governor Trailer Trash Barbie
putative vice preznit
and lipstick wearing economeric genius.

PS- I can see Russia. :love:

[Voltan]

i wanna set off a molecular destabilzer in this phorum....

[Voltan]

someone set of a destabilizer someplace in here... :thu:

[Zygs Malone]

I'm really miffed. Voltan has been cheating on us with another forum for months.

[nice keetee]

christmas 1st time i can log in guess the isp here said ok again

[Voltan]

I'm really miffed. Voltan has been cheating on us with another forum for months.

yes, it's true.... and whats even better is i've been enjoying it... :love:

[Voltan]

:D

[nice keetee]

om may frogs live wellfer crine o loude economic greed bak 2 the land fer crine o loude no land left of center leftus so end times end around football game get yer tickets and crowd around and consumer is it ok to hang out here as long as we are here? :lol::love:;):cool::):wave::cool:

[Voltan]

yes, maybe it isnt but we will behave like the behavenots in their rancidity of corpulent greed... amen...

[Voltan]

knotty knotty...very knotty

[nice keetee]

behave nots...be have nots...if we have not must we behave? or if we have may we behave not or...?

[Voltan]

behaviour knots, be Huguenots... huge knots behaving knottily, merrily jubilant delinquents persevering and perceberating joyfully to the tune of the atonal drummer in their beat bladder...

[ulankfan]

I'm not gonna even ask...I'm just gonna hang out here. How you like them apples?

[Voltan]

i lourve dem apples darlin'.... :love:

[ulankfan]

i lourve dem apples darlin'.... :love:

:wave:

[nice keetee]

apples of my eye ye all are

[TüL]

napples? dapples? frapple fruit?

[nice keetee]

bluray heray sheray all fine iffin its sumpin i wanta see on telly or other consumer OR pro systems unless we need to disect the product

[nice keetee]

hangin lonesome technology is a double edged sword

[TüL]

with a sharp cudgel!

[TüL]

Oi!

[nice keetee]

be here now?

[pikemurphy]

everybodies got sumthin to hyde

[pikemurphy]

sex granny :love:

[ulankfan]

Hey! Keep it fucking down in here.














Don't make me have to tell you again:evil:

[avrage joe]

waht

[Pigger]

I am farting a great deal today!

[nwtsnma]

you cant just hang out here, you are clogging up the forum. disperse.

[pikemurphy]

you cant just hang out here unless yur clogging up my fashial poors with yur man fome. dispense it now pleezs.

now thats jisr carsy tlak...

[pikemurphy]

bares up his bi son ? thats sum sik shit!

[pikemurphy]

i otter tern yew in to soshall cervixes ya sick commy pinko

[Pigger]

I am producing a considerable volume of natural gas today. :)

[daddymack]

sounds to me like you boys should be hanging in Open Jam... :cop:

[Pigger]

sounds to me like you boys should be hanging in Open Jam... :cop:

They certainly do care there about how my boys are hanging! :thu:


:wave:

[nice keetee]

bad spammers about

[daddymack]

bad spammers about we are doing our best to keep your forums clean and spam free!:cop:

[jerry_kicker]

appreciated much it is, and thankfully grateful are we.

[nice keetee]

Where's Voltan?

[Voltan]

right here.... where's you nice keetee?

[nice keetee]

right here.... where's you nice keetee?

I'm here, being a consumer of home printer stuff to ready a tree with some photo/decos for a festival of trees

[Voltan]

i'm going low tech... stringing little poo balls from each of the critters here on the farm... all the horses, the cats, the lemur... iguana poo is gonna be a challenge but i'm gonna do it by jiminy!!!! a most happy holiday to you and yours! hoist one for me on the 22nd... ;)

[nice keetee]

i'm going low tech... stringing little poo balls from each of the critters here on the farm... all the horses, the cats, the lemur... iguana poo is gonna be a challenge but i'm gonna do it by jiminy!!!! a most happy holiday to you and yours! hoist one for me on the 22nd... ;)

22nd is??? oh I'll hoist anytime I need not be respon sybil. Happy out of the womb day or such? :love:

[Voltan]

yes, anniversary of the 36 hours of labor i brought upon my mother and the subsequent surgery that brought me into this plane... solstice c-section babies have the roundest heads you know....:)

[Voltan]

:wave:

[nice keetee]

you are the one... roundest is good...Merry Christmas...Glad you are still here!

[Voltan]

many thanks keetee...i'm off to find a tree to keep the youngest larvae smiling... 6 years old is a precious time when there is still magick in the polyverse... to you and yours this season, a most happy wish for prosperity of spirit... may smiles and laughter light your path...

[nice keetee]

Twas the night after Christmas and all through this house, not a creature is stirring, except for me and my mouse and typing...6 year larvae enjoy the tree?

[Voltan]

immensely... he did most of the decorating... helped pick it out as well... how are the holidays treating you?

[pikemurphy]

it was time fer it to be

[nice keetee]

immensely... he did most of the decorating... helped pick it out as well... how are the holidays treating you?

Hollerdays are for the young.

[nice keetee]

immensely... he did most of the decorating... helped pick it out as well... how are the holidays treating you?

Treat the holidays as I am treated, or how I treated the holidays and hoist or ...:cry: :lol: bless the larvae of you!! magic.

[Voltan]

you are a rare one indeed keetee... thank you...:)

[Voltan]

:wave:

[f o r k t o o l]

Sorry Voltan. it's not ok to just hang out here. you must go back to OJ and leave this forum because you just have to, cause it is written.

We will no longer let you artificially pump up the post here. You must leave, I am sorry.

if you so choose you can take your friend you made along the way. but you mustn't look back ever. take the gold in your trousers and carry onward, stuff some seeds in your pockets and plant it elsewhere, for here is no good soil. if you have a heart let it be heard, leave or else trouble will arise from the far sea to the near land of your forehead. You bald bastard.

:wave:

[Voltan]

indeed, the words you say here are true and run like shart stained frothing slosh straight to the cock and balls of my black heart... until the grass no longer grows and until the sun no longer shines i will post no more here forever...

[Voltan]

what the hell was i thinking? it's night... the sun isnt shining and my yard is full of sand... grass does not grow here so i shall dwell in the house of the lava cord until tuesday or hamburger which ever comes first and third...

[Voltan]

yes, i will not maybe do it...

[nice keetee]

ahhh beach sand as i snowblow the thought away tomorrow

[Voltan]

water temp is 61 right now... brrrrrrrrrr

[nice keetee]

air temp is 16 right now...brrrrrrr

[Voltan]

keetee... one of these days imma buy you a pork chop!

[nice keetee]

keetee... one of these days imma buy you a pork chop!

How about a real living pig to fatten up, there is enough slop around here to feed one...? I know a real good Butcher, could load up our freezers with lotta porkchops all kind of choice cuts. You'd need the freezer, right now it is colder outside than my freezer is; put the chops on the patio? The wild critters might get it though. :)

[nice keetee]

if different culture could also be keetee chops or doggee chops or cow chops or deer chops or lemur chops or dog snake chops or spaghetti chops or chop chops or chop shops

[nice keetee]

photo chops

[nice keetee]

om

[nice keetee]

Voltan- Besides hello how are you?... have you thought of providing equine condoms to prevent CEM? Will the taxpayers need pay for STD prevention, edumacation, maybe horsie abstinence?

[f o r k t o o l]

hellow. Suck my dick.

[f o r k t o o l]

You slouts I hate you. Drop your pants and make me tell you I lke you hardware.

How dare you make us tell us you like us.

make us do it to us.

[Voltan]

You slouts I hate you. Drop your pants and make me tell you I lke you hardware.

How dare you make us tell us you like us.

make us do it to us.

your breath smells of green cock... :p how are you fork?


i am fine keetee... a bit too busy for much fun lately but its ok... there will be slow days too...

[nice keetee]

Bizzy is az bizzy duz