Giorgi
12-27-2007, 02:22 AM
OK.
Fantastic Four (first one):
The movie is built around the Marvel comic characters, I had never read that stuff, but I know that this movie was closer to crap than to something good. [yeah, I throw these old style euphemisms around like I'm Shakespeare]. The scenario is weak, sometimes you ask yourself if the main character, Reed, could really be a weirdo dork scientist and at the same time be so stupid... The only thing I liked was Victor Von Doom's (Julian McMahon) transformation and the fight in the end.
I also liked the joke in the end: the closing scene is a Russian cargo ship, it's name is "Головка пальца ноги", which translated from Russian means "Toe head"... Mmkay. :D [or if you prefer "Head of a toe"]
So I guess this one has a 3/10, don't watch it unless you want to see that Jessyca Alba, or whatever that blonde's name is and really like people flying around with flames and shit. [I guess this one is pretty well made when it comes to special effects]
Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer:
Hopefully scenarists came up with something more original. :rolleyes: There's some weird meteorit [or not] shit going on around Earth etc. Fantastic four, with the help of evil Von Doom [who just wants to gain more power with his little manipulations] do all the cool stuff to save the planet [or almost].
Really, if you haven't watched the first one OR after watching the first one are not interested in the rest of the story - don't bother.
4/10, barely more interesting than the first one, same old crap.
National Treasure
Oh, yeah, the Indiana Jones wannabe Benjamin Gates is from a family of treasure hunters, or more precisely, "tradition keepers". Benjamin [Nicolas Cage] has to find a treasure, the biggest and most important tresure ever, hidden by masons, somewhere. [and in order to do this he must steal the declaration of independance] Of course he's hunted by some guy who wants the same thing.
There's much techie stuff going on and cool character interactions, the story is not THAT interesting, but the movie is entertaining. 6/10
National Treasure - Book of Secrets
Once again Benjamin Gates has to save some crap 'honor' of his family :idea:. [and in order to do this he will do some other nasty thing I won't tell ya]. And he succeeds but than there's this other bad guy wanting to kick his ass... Actually not really kick his ass but to be the one to discover the secret tresure and to have his name stuck in some history book.
Worse than the first one, but there are still some cool, funny scenes. 5/10
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Fantastic Four (first one):
The movie is built around the Marvel comic characters, I had never read that stuff, but I know that this movie was closer to crap than to something good. [yeah, I throw these old style euphemisms around like I'm Shakespeare]. The scenario is weak, sometimes you ask yourself if the main character, Reed, could really be a weirdo dork scientist and at the same time be so stupid... The only thing I liked was Victor Von Doom's (Julian McMahon) transformation and the fight in the end.
I also liked the joke in the end: the closing scene is a Russian cargo ship, it's name is "Головка пальца ноги", which translated from Russian means "Toe head"... Mmkay. :D [or if you prefer "Head of a toe"]
So I guess this one has a 3/10, don't watch it unless you want to see that Jessyca Alba, or whatever that blonde's name is and really like people flying around with flames and shit. [I guess this one is pretty well made when it comes to special effects]
Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer:
Hopefully scenarists came up with something more original. :rolleyes: There's some weird meteorit [or not] shit going on around Earth etc. Fantastic four, with the help of evil Von Doom [who just wants to gain more power with his little manipulations] do all the cool stuff to save the planet [or almost].
Really, if you haven't watched the first one OR after watching the first one are not interested in the rest of the story - don't bother.
4/10, barely more interesting than the first one, same old crap.
National Treasure
Oh, yeah, the Indiana Jones wannabe Benjamin Gates is from a family of treasure hunters, or more precisely, "tradition keepers". Benjamin [Nicolas Cage] has to find a treasure, the biggest and most important tresure ever, hidden by masons, somewhere. [and in order to do this he must steal the declaration of independance] Of course he's hunted by some guy who wants the same thing.
There's much techie stuff going on and cool character interactions, the story is not THAT interesting, but the movie is entertaining. 6/10
National Treasure - Book of Secrets
Once again Benjamin Gates has to save some crap 'honor' of his family :idea:. [and in order to do this he will do some other nasty thing I won't tell ya]. And he succeeds but than there's this other bad guy wanting to kick his ass... Actually not really kick his ass but to be the one to discover the secret tresure and to have his name stuck in some history book.
Worse than the first one, but there are still some cool, funny scenes. 5/10
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