Epic Movie

[niceguy]

Really now. I got this from the library up here in the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania, where I'm visiting a relative.

This movie is incredible. It's incredible because somehow a studio paid millions of dollars to make it. It really makes you believe that anything is possible.

So, next time someone says that you're trying to do something impossible, instead of saying, "Well, if we can put a man on the moon....." say, "Well, if the producers of Epic Movie can convince a studio to give them millions of dollars to make this piece of shit...."

Enjoy!

[BlueHeaven]

LOL, I whole heartly agree. I think I made it thru the first 10 minutes then just had to turn it off. Of course I can only stomach about 10% of the movies that out, I usely just painful for me to watch most of them in all there cliche over done crappiness.

[niceguy]

haha, there is ONE decent scene in the movie---the Harry Potter spoof. But that lasts all of 2 minutes.

[SynthLord]

Related ... funny vid (nsfw):

Death Bed: The Bed that Eats People (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo)

[Scorzerci]

I thought that the Silas (from the Da Vinci Code) parody was pretty funny, but yeah other than that, complete crap.

[Mr JinX]

ts one of two movies I have ever walked out on, the other being Hollow Man :mad:

[ChromaLord]

Absolute derivitive humorless over-staged garbage.

[kentlee]

legally, all you have to do to get a film published now is vaguely copy another film but have the lead character farting as they say their trademark line

[scampi]

worst spoof film I've ever seen, just awful

[elle08]

totally exaggerated... i thought it was funny.

[tmdguitar]

i cant beleive i never seen this forum, and i watch alot of movies. But yes epic movie is epic douchey, and i'll never stoop down to a level of retardation to view that pice of shit

[Snufkino]

I work part time as a projectionist here in the UK and I CANNOT BELIEVE we keep getting this shit. Date Movie, Epic Movie, and rather cryptically; Meet the Spartans. The 'jokes' don't even make sense. It's like the scripts where written in a day by someone with attention deficit disorder sat infront of a dozen different MTV style channels.

JESUS GOD I don't want to touch any of them! They burn my hands LIKE ACID(even more than Basic Instinct 2.)

[tmdguitar]

I work part time as a projectionist here in the UK and I CANNOT BELIEVE we keep getting this shit. Date Movie, Epic Movie, and rather cryptically; Meet the Spartans. The 'jokes' don't even make sense. It's like the scripts where written in a day by someone with attention deficit disorder sat infront of a dozen different MTV style channels.

JESUS GOD I don't want to touch any of them! They burn my hands LIKE ACID(even more than Basic Instinct 2.)

shit yea, wtf is with some movie makers these days. i just saw a preview for superhero movie and its the same utter crap. i could make a better movie with much more substance using a home video camera.

[Snufkino]

Superhero Movie? Is that the next one that they're doing? You mean they keep making money on these films?

[Swingfinger]

Superhero Movie? Is that the next one that they're doing? You mean they keep making money on these films?

Isn't that the saddest part of all?




:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[tmdguitar]

Isn't that the saddest part of all?




:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

yes:cry:

[RockingRick]

To the poster : hahaha , at first I thought you were serious and I was charging up t3h lazerz for a big rant on how the movie sucked .