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Wrawl
09-23-2002, 10:02 PM
You know you're a drummer when you make a drum part for the Pledge of Allegance.
Wrawl
09-23-2002, 10:06 PM
You know you're a drummer when you get into a car accident because you were "playing along with that one fill."
stapes2260
09-23-2002, 10:19 PM
you make up worthless posts about drumming
agogobill
09-23-2002, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Wrawl
You know you're a drummer when you make a drum part for the Pledge of Allegance.
THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER.... From a Drummer's Perspective
Oh, say can you Boom, Crash
By the dawn's early Boom, Crash
What so proudly we Boom, Crash
At the twilight's last gleaming ?
Whose broad stripes and bright Boom, Crash
Through the perilous Boom, Crash
O'er the ramparts we Boom, Crash
Were so gallantly streaming ? 3 and
1...2...3...
2...2...3...
3...2...3...
4...2...3...
5...2...3...
6...2...3...
7...2...3...
8...2...Oh,
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Booommmm; Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Booommmm; Boom
Booooooooommmmmmmmmm!
wally_groove
09-23-2002, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by agogobill
THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER.... From a Drummer's Perspective
Oh, say can you Boom, Crash
By the dawn's early Boom, Crash
What so proudly we Boom, Crash
At the twilight's last gleaming ?
Whose broad stripes and bright Boom, Crash
Through the perilous Boom, Crash
O'er the ramparts we Boom, Crash
Were so gallantly streaming ? 3 and
1...2...3...
2...2...3...
3...2...3...
4...2...3...
5...2...3...
6...2...3...
7...2...3...
8...2...Oh,
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Booommmm; Boom
Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom, Booommmm; Boom
Booooooooommmmmmmmmm!
ROOFLES:D
Chabo
09-25-2002, 09:03 PM
Actually, at our school it would be like this:
Rooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll BOOM Crash!
Etc.
Chabo
09-25-2002, 09:04 PM
You know you're a drummer when you make up a double bass part for Celine Dion cause your girlfriend refuses to change the friggin station.
Wrawl
09-28-2002, 04:48 PM
Come on guys! More jokes!
agogobill
09-28-2002, 07:10 PM
A drummer was fired by the band he was in because he dragged tempo and always came in late.
He was so distraught over this that he went to the subway station and threw himself behind the train.
HulkBlood01
09-29-2002, 06:48 PM
*ba-dum, chh ! *
:D
Cassius
09-29-2002, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by agogobill
A drummer was fired by the band he was in because he dragged tempo and always came in late.
He was so distraught over this that he went to the subway station and threw himself behind the train.
lolololololololololololol
stapes2260
09-29-2002, 11:39 PM
you guys need to get out more
Matchbox Killer
09-29-2002, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Cassius
lolololololololololololol
Ok, if I'm wrong then this post will look very random, but if I'm right, it will be the funniest thing in the world (well to me anyway). Cassius, by chance, do you know anything about the Pyoko boards?
Yokozuna
09-30-2002, 12:36 AM
You know youre a drummer when you hear a song and start automaticly playing air drums. Freak.
Or just automaticly hitting the table with your fingers / nails when your'e bored.
WorshipMetallica
10-01-2002, 10:55 AM
you know you're a drummer when you have a drumset
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
no really... ok um.. how about:
You know you're a drummer when you attempt to fart triplets when you have gas.
You know you're a drummer when you bring your fuckin sticks to church to keep a beat on a bible when everyone sings...
Mopzilla
10-01-2002, 05:15 PM
You know you're a drummer when you play Wrawl's girlfriends head like a conga.
dawgfish
10-01-2002, 06:16 PM
Who's the guy who hangs around with the musicians? The drummer.....
How do you know your drummer's at the door? The knock comes in late and speeds up..
Wrawl
10-01-2002, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Mopzilla
You know you're a drummer when you play Wrawl's girlfriends head like a conga. Hey, that's a good one! :rolleyes: So, are you playing my "girlfriend's" head with your dick or your hands? That was really bad joke. :) I don't even have a girlfriend. :(
agogobill
10-03-2002, 04:42 AM
You know you're a drummer when ...
you're inspired by the polyrhythmic jam that's going on with the washer and dryer ("hmmm, reminds me of a Santana tune ...")
Wrawl
10-03-2002, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by agogobill
the polyrhythmic jam that's going on with the washer and dryerThat is so true.
Lil Drummer Boy
10-04-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Yokozuna
You know youre a drummer when you hear a song and start automaticly playing air drums. Freak.
Or just automaticly hitting the table with your fingers / nails when your'e bored.
the second one sound like me at school, but this hot chick in front of me gets annoyed and demands i stop. women.....
WorshipMetallica
10-04-2002, 09:31 PM
how is that annoying? I actually like to hear rap lovers bang on the desk, because all they can do is bass and snare (big deal), so they think they're so good, and I'm sitting there doing bass, snare, hi-hats, and fills (With my fingertips only ofcourse). But they probably don't see that, or hear it, they probably think I'm a poor white boy who can't keep a beat becuase of all the taping. Unless ofcourse I use my feet for the bass... Anyways, yeah, that makes me look down upon them, their beats suck. I hate it when people whine their little eyes out because I wont stop tapping, or they tell me to take some Ritalin and calm the hell down, and usually I'm so calm, I could almost be legally pronounced dead, and they still insist my nerves are going crazy. Retards...
You know you're a drummer when you have the school band teacher as a home room teacher, like me, and even SHE tells you to stop beating.. :mad:
HulkBlood01
10-04-2002, 10:19 PM
hey worshipmetallica....
WorshipMetallica
Junior Member
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 213
ahhhhhh!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Wrawl
10-05-2002, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by WorshipMetallica
I hate it when people whine their little eyes out because I wont stop tapping, or they tell me to take some Ritalin and calm the hell down.You and me must be the same person. I hate them so much. I wish they would just get their panties out of a bundle and ignore me or something. People get annoyed way too easily these days. :rolleyes: :mad:
WorshipMetallica
10-05-2002, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by HulkBlood01
hey worshipmetallica....
WorshipMetallica
Junior Member
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Tampa, FL
Posts: 213
ahhhhhh!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
hey cool, I didn't even notice that! I LOVE that song, fucking Slayer rules, they kick ass so much I can't stand it sometimes. I can't believe I didn't notice that I posted 213 posts. I read that that is the apartment that Jeffrey Dahmer stayed in, and that's why Slayer titled that song 213. That's so cool.
Originally posted by Wrawl
You and me must be the same person. I hate them so much. I wish they would just get their panties out of a bundle and ignore me or something. People get annoyed way too easily these days. :rolleyes: :mad:
tell them "Jesus Christ, YOU calm down, don't get your tampon in a twist" and you KNOW it's gonna be a friggin girl, because I haven't had a guy telling me to stop tapping yet, if they ARE a guy though, then you could say "what bitch? those are fighting words!" and then you could go kick his ass! :D
Wrawl
10-05-2002, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by WorshipMetallica
"Jesus Christ, YOU calm down, don't get your tampon in a twist" and you KNOW it's gonna be a friggin girl, because I haven't had a guy telling me to stop tapping yet Thou shall not take the Lord's name in vain. :D I've had plenty of guys and girls both to tell me to stop, but yes, mostly girls by far. Fucking girls, I hate them. :mad: Maybe that's why I have girl problems. :(
Val Graffa
10-29-2002, 08:35 PM
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza will feed a family of four...
:D "It's pornolicious!"
HuskerDude
10-30-2002, 12:54 AM
You know you're a drummer when you start air drumming along with nsync songs from the radio at work :mad: :D
Morbid2013
10-30-2002, 03:04 PM
When your as dumb as a rock :D
Jk :p
Magnet182
10-30-2002, 04:28 PM
You know you're a drummer when you don't have a girlfriend...
:D
Originally posted by Wrawl
:) I don't even have a girlfriend. :(
This really has been my experience with most bands (other than mine of course), the drummer is always the one not getting any. Luckily I have been an exception to that rule.
Mopzilla
10-30-2002, 09:06 PM
Hey, that's a good one! So, are you playing my "girlfriend's" head with your dick or your hands? That was really bad joke.
In case you didn't get it, i meant that overall i'm fucking your girlfriend when you're not home. And sarcastically playing her head. :rolleyes:
In fact, when she's giving me head, i stroke her head like i do a snare drum with jazz brush strokes. Music has everything to do with sex. :)
magnet, the drummer is always the one screwing the guitar players' girlfriends... :D we like to stay single to have a choice of who to do...
Long Crapper
10-30-2002, 09:22 PM
You know your a drummer when you go to take a dump and you've got the piles.:D hehehe
psycht
10-31-2002, 10:03 AM
........ when you hear a song on the radio and can play the bassdrum part w/ your left foot while driving, but can't with your right foot behind a set. ;)
(this applies to right-handed drummers mostly)
Dave Schenck
10-31-2002, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by Long Crapper
You know your a drummer when you go to take a dump and you've got the piles.:D hehehe Or.... You go to take a dump and your sphincter has better rhythem than you do!!! :eek: :D
lordsatan666
11-01-2002, 08:27 AM
You know you are a drummer when you are too dumb to come up with an original drum beat...