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Tedddy
02-13-2006, 07:44 PM
It is this pain emanating deep within my rectum it comes out of the blue and it makes me grimace.

omni
02-13-2006, 07:47 PM
Rhoids.

Tedddy
02-13-2006, 07:47 PM
really ? I thought hemmorhoids was outside the rectum.

omni
02-13-2006, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Tedddy
really ? I thought hemmorhoids was outside the rectum. They can also be internal.

Tedddy
02-13-2006, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by omni
They can also be internal.

Oh well thats just fuckin great.

Megadeath7684
02-13-2006, 07:56 PM
Stop taking phalluses in the anus.

omni
02-13-2006, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Tedddy


Oh well thats just fuckin great. Prep H.

sapphireskiss
02-13-2006, 08:11 PM
colon cancer!!! You've got a couple months max!!!! Enjoy:wave:

guitarslinger
02-13-2006, 08:30 PM
:confused:

I wish I could help you. Start eating fiber now and drinking lots of water. Stop getting rammed:confused: :confused:

cheney50mc
02-13-2006, 09:06 PM
oh yeah, I've had that also, doesn't usually last more than 5-10 seconds, kind of like a very intense cramp, haven't had one for awhile, only had one like once a week anyway.
I'm not too worried, but it happens its hard to keep quiet!

PinoyPowerhouse
02-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Tumors, congrats :o

Tedddy
02-13-2006, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by cheney50mc
I've had that also, doesn't usually last more than 5-10 seconds

YES!!!! :eek: :eek: THAT IS PRECISELY HOW IT IS!!!! :eek:

n0fx
02-13-2006, 10:07 PM
Seriously...RELAX...This is normal. I remember it seem to be worse
when I drank YEARS ago. My cousin and I use to joke about
the momentary shooting pains thru the rectum.

I think it's a prostate growing pain or something. Hurts
like hell quick,harsh shooting pain...........ENJOY:freak: :D

pondo sinatra
02-13-2006, 10:48 PM
I went to a doctor about this last week. Mine always comes in the middle of the night, and can last about half an hour. The thing I notice is that I never have anything in my bowels at the time. It feels like I should take a dump, but I can't

Anyway, he said that it's a cramping because of built up gas that hasn't expelled but gone back into my intestines.
It happens to a lot of people and there are no long term effects or problems.

cloudnine
02-13-2006, 10:52 PM
I get that too. Its really fast but VERY sharp - I always tell myself "this is what having a baby must be like".

But thanks for the explanation. :thu:

Kitty
02-13-2006, 10:53 PM
Get a colonoscopy......they give you *great* drugs for the procedure......and then you will know for sure :thu:

MrKnobs
02-13-2006, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
Get a colonoscopy......they give you *great* drugs for the procedure......and then you will know for sure :thu:

I'm resisting getting one of those (being over 50 and all). Seems a mite too personal to me... :o

Terry D.

KovachianOne
02-13-2006, 11:06 PM
So it's your prostate? I thought I was being manhandled by the ghost of some huge black dude. It's like that big dude from Green Mile keeps haunting me. Fuckers shoulda never executed him, cuz now I gotta pay for it.

Thingfish
02-13-2006, 11:13 PM
Time for a colonic!

pilk
02-13-2006, 11:24 PM
u wont belive,

I had that too along time ago right out of the blue severe pain for a few secs right in the asshole . I was too young to have roids or anything really wrong with me . At the time I was on the road with a band in Minnasota. I went to the doc after a few episodes. He asked me if I had been having anal sex,you know, the boy in the band and all. I said "no" . Then he stuck his finger up my ass.
Nothing wrong. The episodes of startling pain went away. I only had maybe 15 episodes. Its weird . It was growing pain I guess.

Swear this is nonfiction.

BarneyGumbel
02-13-2006, 11:48 PM
When this happens, do you happen to feel warm breath on the back of your neck?

Kitty
02-13-2006, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by MrKnobs


I'm resisting getting one of those (being over 50 and all). Seems a mite too personal to me... :o

Terry D.

They give you a *boat load* of Versed and Fentanyl....you won't remember or feel a thing :thu: