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ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 11:48 AM
I already warned this was way off topic, so if you're easily offended, skip over this post.
I want a guy's perspective! I had two dates on Saturday with a new guy. The first date was at his house and there was a great makeout session. It made me think naughty things ;). I had to leave, but later that night I invited him up to my house for what we both knew was going to be sex.
This guy's got the hottest body I've seen or touched in real life in YEARS. A real workout fiend. I wanted more. He was also extremely impressively packaged, which also made me want more.
So, without getting graphic, it happened. He lasted a good long time which was great.
Here's the problem. There was very little foreplay. Basically just kissing leading right to the sex. I need a lot more than that.
He told me the next day he had a great time and has expressed interest in getting together again.
My question is this: should I give the guy another chance? Because I don't want to get graphic I don't want to say all that he didn't do that I like, but without all that stuff it's not nearly as much fun.
I talked to my female coworkers and they all agreed that he was probably nervous and that's why he went in for the kill while giving some other important parts little time. They all think I should give him another chance.
What should I do? I'd love to see him again, but there are certain items of foreplay that I need that I got precious little of.
:confused:
Steverino
09-19-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
My question is this: should I give the guy another chance?
:confused:
Yes.
Be up front and tell him what you want.
:)
daddymack
09-19-2005, 12:00 PM
Please Ally, give me one more chance...;)
Absolutely, assume the first is the worst and it will get better as you learn about each other's needs.
What did you do for him in the way of foreplay?
It is a two way street, and by you starting the foreplay, maybe he will get the message.
dirtyragamuffin
09-19-2005, 12:00 PM
Ally, IMHO a very common mistake women make with men is the assumption that we'll know exactly what they personally like and don't like the first time around, like out of some cheesy grocery store novel they'll be swept off their feet.
If it was pretty good the first time around and he seems like the sort that will respect you and your preferences, just be honest and open and you guys will have loads of fun finding out each other's personal pleasures ;)
But if he's not respectful of you and just wants some shallow shaggin, I'll come over there and kick his ass :mad:
:D
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
Please Ally, give me one more chance...;)
Absolutely, assume the first is the worst and it will get better as you learn about each other's needs.
What did you do for him in the way of foreplay?
It is a two way street, and by you starting the foreplay, maybe he will get the message.
I didn't do much in the way of foreplay either.
I didn't get much of a chance. :(
Danocoustic
09-19-2005, 12:04 PM
Communication is the key to good lovemaking. All too often, people don't tell their lovers what they want.
Personally, I love it when the woman I'm with guides me. I aim to please :cool:
daddymack
09-19-2005, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
I didn't do much in the way of foreplay either.
I didn't get much of a chance. :(
Well, see, there you go.
Like many others agreed, you need to communicate, and you need to alllow the newness thing to wear off...
Maybe next time show him your Topco catalogue...and ask him to pick a toy... ;)
If you really want to slow things down, try tying him up or hand cuffing him... ;)
daddymack
09-19-2005, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by Danocoustic
Communication is the key to good lovemaking. All too often, people don't tell their lovers what they want.
Personally, I love it when the woman I'm with guides me. I aim to please :cool:
that must be tough with the inflatable ones, though... :D
dirtyragamuffin
09-19-2005, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
that must be tough with the inflatable ones, though... :D
You wouldn't know? ;)
daddymack
09-19-2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by dirtyragamuffin
You wouldn't know? ;)
Hey, I just sell them, I don't use them...that's what we have beta testers for....:cool:
and some of them, like this one, totally creep me out!
http://www.topco-sales.com/pub/prod/0209_7_m.jpg
Danocoustic
09-19-2005, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
that must be tough with the inflatable ones, though... :D Not nearly as tough as the ones who don't speak human languages :mad:
daddymack
09-19-2005, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Danocoustic
Not nearly as tough as the ones who don't speak human languages :mad:
that's baaaaaa'd;)
GPLAYER
09-19-2005, 01:09 PM
Hell, I'm still trying to figure out what's "off topic" here...............for a minute I thought you might actually talk about guitars.:D
Mr Handman
09-19-2005, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
I want a guy's perspective
:confused:
OK
To start with, these guys forgot to tell you….not every man is into Porn :(
Maybe you came across as the kind of person he enjoyed being with and didn’t realize you were going to rate me…..I meant ‘him’ (my Freudian slip that time) were you trying to get laid or trying to meet that special someone?……that matters. A lot of guys are looking for the same thing women are….some people will never find it…..
Alone in their 40s almost 50 soon to be 60, out there…. Dating…..quite picky about that special someone they are looking for.....
Here's the problem. There was very little foreplay. Basically just kissing leading right to the sex. I need a lot more than that....
Well, this is not a problem at all. Tell him you like it slow with a lot more foreplay. I don’t know him but I bet he will understand. He might have thought he was in a race with you.
He told me the next day he had a great time and has expressed interest in getting together again. AND?..........It sounds like you are looking for an excuse not to see him again, are you?
Take a chance and see him again…..
............more advice from another grey beard :)
daddymack
09-19-2005, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Mr Handman
To start with, these guys forgot to tell you….not every man is into Porn
bullshit, Mr. Handman...;)
No, you are totally correct, in actuality, most men are really not into porn, they just claim to be for the nod-nod-wink-wink thing. Surprisingly enough, I personally am not into porn, even though I am exposed to the material, stars, etc, daily. Give me the real thing everytime!!!:cool:
jumpduck
09-19-2005, 03:27 PM
*foreplaysturbates*
:D
Mr Handman
09-19-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
bullshit, Mr. Handman...;)
No, you are totally correct, in actuality, most men are really not into porn, they just claim to be for the nod-nod-wink-wink thing. Surprisingly enough, I personally am not into porn, even though I am exposed to the material, stars, etc, daily. Give me the real thing everytime!!!:cool:
My lid is off to you DM....I couldn't stand to be around that crap all day.. I'm not into hookers, coke, crack, or whores........
Well, there was this one time when I was working for Uncle sugar......our ship had just pulled into Spain and...... ;)
daddymack
09-19-2005, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Mr Handman
Well, there was this one time when I was working for Uncle sugar......our ship had just pulled into Spain and...... ;)
nod-nod, wink-wink, say no more, say no more...http://www.geocities.com/exploitingeric/main.jpg
cfgsteak
09-19-2005, 04:17 PM
I have been told that I am too much into foreplay...where do you live?
I joke, I kid!
Seriously though, I like foreplay as much as women like it apparently. The last thing I want to do is rush through my favorite thing. Slow hand?
Tell him.
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Mr Handman
OK
To start with, these guys forgot to tell you….not every man is into Porn :(
Maybe you came across as the kind of person he enjoyed being with and didn’t realize you were going to rate me…..I meant ‘him’ (my Freudian slip that time) were you trying to get laid or trying to meet that special someone?……that matters. A lot of guys are looking for the same thing women are….some people will never find it…..
Alone in their 40s almost 50 soon to be 60, out there…. Dating…..quite picky about that special someone they are looking for.....
Here's the problem. There was very little foreplay. Basically just kissing leading right to the sex. I need a lot more than that....
Well, this is not a problem at all. Tell him you like it slow with a lot more foreplay. I don’t know him but I bet he will understand. He might have thought he was in a race with you.
He told me the next day he had a great time and has expressed interest in getting together again. AND?..........It sounds like you are looking for an excuse not to see him again, are you?
Take a chance and see him again…..
............more advice from another grey beard :)
Having sex on the first date means I'm not looking for that special someone - that ain't how you find him! I was looking for sex, especially after seeing his magnificance, but I was *hoping* for GREAT sex. That doesn't mean I wouldn't love to meet someone really special - THAT sex is always better. But I don't see this guy and I entering a relationship of that sort. It's more physical.
I'm not trying to make an excuse not to see him again, I'd like to. I just want a different experience than this (albeit "new") first one. I want all the crazy high school groping, making out, heavy petting, etc., etc. that makes sex so......*fun*.
And many people (almost everyone) said, "tell him what you want". Well, I have a little anectdote about that. Right before he was about to "finish" he asked me, "Is there anything you want me to do?" I thought GREAT and told him in very specific words what I wanted. Well this seemed to get him all excited and what happened was I didn't get what I told him I wanted. He......."finished" when I said it. :rolleyes:
GPLAYER
09-19-2005, 04:42 PM
Ally, sounds to me like he was looking for the same thing you were. Only, HE got it.;)
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
Ally, sounds to me like he was looking for the same thing you were. Only, HE got it.;)
Right, so if he's a lousy lover, why would I want to give him another chance?
cfgsteak
09-19-2005, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Right, so if he's a lousy lover, why would I want to give him another chance?
Sounds like you answered your own question.
BTW, I have a beard and play blues guitar. And the foreplay thing...
GPLAYER
09-19-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Right, so if he's a lousy lover, why would I want to give him another chance?
Uhhh....'cause you're horny?:D
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
Uhhh....'cause you're horny?:D
Indeed I am, but I'd rather not have sex at all than have sex with someone who's skills are lacking. I don't care how long they can last.
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by cfgsteak
I have been told that I am too much into foreplay...where do you live?
I joke, I kid!
Seriously though, I like foreplay as much as women like it apparently. The last thing I want to do is rush through my favorite thing. Slow hand?
Tell him.
I wish more men were like you. Taking it slow and making it last, especially when you're exploring each other in the beginning......is where all the fun is to be had.
Well, not ALL the fun, but a lot of it......;)
GPLAYER
09-19-2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Indeed I am, but I'd rather not have sex at all than have sex with someone who's skills are lacking. I don't care how long they can last.
LOL...hell, the worst I ever had ....was wonderful.:D
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
LOL...hell, the worst I ever had ....was wonderful.:D
Well you must be really easy to please. But most men are. It's us women who are more complex when it comes to sex.
We need.......MORE.
GPLAYER
09-19-2005, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
I wish more men were like you. Taking it slow and making it last, especially when you're exploring each other in the beginning......is where all the fun is to be had.
Well, not ALL the fun, but a lot of it......;)
Did you ever think that maybe inviting him to your apt., closed off alot of the "leading up to"? The subtle innuendo and nuance of the public grope unseen, sexy conversation etc,etc, etc, Know what I mean? You kind of skipped right to the final act.....so to speak. :D
I stand by my PM regarding this issue, Ally. Very few people are good at anything the first time around.
:cool:
Give him another shot (figuratively speaking). The worst that can happen is you get laid again.
:)
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
Did you ever think that maybe inviting him to your apt., closed off alot of the "leading up to"? The subtle innuendo and nuance of the public grope unseen, sexy conversation etc,etc, etc, Know what I mean? You kind of skipped right to the final act.....so to speak. :D
You make a good point. I hadn't really thought of that. There's a lot of flirting that can go on somewhere else *before* you get home that does A LOT to help set the stage.
Maybe I'll suggest we go out for a drink and take in some live jazz next time. Because I LOVE to flirt and play, and it goes a long way toward getting me ready. :)
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by THB
The worst that can happen is you get laid again.
:)
I suppose that's true. :D
daddymack
09-19-2005, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
I thought GREAT and told him in very specific words what I wanted. Well this seemed to get him all excited and what happened was I didn't get what I told him I wanted. He......."finished" when I said it. :rolleyes:
would you mind telling us what you said...so Jumpduck can 'finish'...;)
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
would you mind telling us what you said...so Jumpduck can 'finish'...;)
It would be incredibly tacky for me to say, verbatim, what I told him. :o
Jumpduck will have to use his imagination, which, if he's got a good one probably won't be that far off the mark. :D
daddymack
09-19-2005, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
It would be incredibly tacky for me to say, verbatim, what I told him. :o
Jumpduck will have to use his imagination, which, if he's got a good one probably won't be that far off the mark. :D
ok...PM me... ;)
FingerBone Bill
09-19-2005, 06:15 PM
My God, you are a demanding woman Ally!
He nailed you didn't he - what more do you want. Just be grateful! :rolleyes:
Actually - first time he was probably in a hurry to finish just in case you changed your mind! ;)
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
ok...PM me... ;)
You can see my bare ass, but I'm not telling even you what I said to that man.
It was very naughty......some might say raunchy. :)
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
My God, you are a demanding woman Ally!
He nailed you didn't he - what more do you want. Just be grateful! :rolleyes:
Actually - first time he was probably in a hurry to finish just in case you changed your mind! ;)
There's always a point of "no return". :D
daddymack
09-19-2005, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
You can see my bare ass, but I'm not telling even you what I said to that man.
It was very naughty......some might say raunchy. :)
ok, fine...be that way:mad:
some things are better left to the imagination... hmmm...raunchy...and :eek:
oh, no you didn't say that, did you....? ;)
ShesGotVerve
09-19-2005, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
ok, fine...be that way:mad:
some things are better left to the imagination... hmmm...raunchy...and :eek:
oh, no you didn't say that, did you....? ;)
............yeah, probably............;)
cfgsteak
09-19-2005, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
............yeah, probably............;)
You can't say that and expect anyone to last...it would have sent anyone over the edge. But he should have at least had something in the gas tank for round 2. geesh!
playdabluze
09-20-2005, 07:11 AM
Give him another chance, Ally...
If he does the "no foreplay" thing again, then say goodbye.
My 2 cents.
Hi :)
Axee-o-matic
09-20-2005, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by cfgsteak
You can't say that and expect anyone to last...it would have sent anyone over the edge. But he should have at least had something in the gas tank for round 2. geesh!
And what about rounds 3, 4, 5, and 6?
The dude must be a one hit wonder huh? :p
ottobahn
09-20-2005, 10:07 AM
Work out freak = into himself -> Narcissistic. Spends far more time looking at his and other men's bodies than those of women.
Thinks women are sort of 'dirty' down there.
This is confirmed by his ignoring your request. He was hoping your answer to his question would be "no".
For a real ladies man, the sexual experience is greatly enhanced by pleasing the woman. That is something that comes naturally to some men and not to others. You have to really like women to spend the time and effort to do things right and really throw yourself into it.
ottobahn
09-20-2005, 10:14 AM
Then again, some women are dirty down there. :o
rright
09-20-2005, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by ottobahn
Then again, some women are dirty down there. :o :eek:
Axee-o-matic
09-20-2005, 10:43 AM
What was God's biggest mistake when making woman?
He put the snack bar next to the shitter. :D
Guitar Centaur
09-20-2005, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Axee-o-matic
What was God's biggest mistake when making woman?
He put the snack bar next to the shitter. :D
What do you call that useless lump of flesh that surrounds a pussy?
....a woman.
:D
ottobahn
09-20-2005, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by rright
:eek:
Alas, Grasshopper, it is true. Use your senses and much that is unknown will be revealed to you.
ottobahn
09-20-2005, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Crustycabs
What do you call that useless lump of flesh that surrounds a pussy?
....a woman.
:D
So, you and Ally going to get back together and go on a 2nd date?
Guitar Centaur
09-20-2005, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by ottobahn
So, you and Ally going to get back together and go on a 2nd date?
I already have a woman who requires significantly less validation.
:D
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by ottobahn
So, you and Ally going to get back together and go on a 2nd date?
You'd have to pay me cold hard cash to go out with a misogynist like crustrycrabs. :D
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
You'd have to pay me cold hard cash to go out with a misogynist like crustrycrabs. :D
Careful sweetie, you're opening a door here.....
:eek:
;)
335clone
09-20-2005, 11:29 AM
You waited until he was 3 pumps from the finish to tell him what you wanted?
No wonder he popped.
Thats a little like complaining about the appetizer when you are ordering desert.
Tell him what you want when it's not possible (the bar, etc..OK, possible but improbable;) ) and let him stew on it until the time is appropriate.
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by ottobahn
Work out freak = into himself -> Narcissistic. Spends far more time looking at his and other men's bodies than those of women.
Thinks women are sort of 'dirty' down there.
This is confirmed by his ignoring your request. He was hoping your answer to his question would be "no".
For a real ladies man, the sexual experience is greatly enhanced by pleasing the woman. That is something that comes naturally to some men and not to others. You have to really like women to spend the time and effort to do things right and really throw yourself into it.
Good post otto. I don't know him well enough to know if he's really narcissistic, but he does spend as lot of time at the gym to get the body he has.
I've never understood men who don't put there all into a sexual experience. When you do, you get back tenfold from the woman what you put into it. So in the end it makes for a much better time for the man too.
I'm going to give this guy another chance, since he wants to "get together" again. He had a couple tricks up his sleeve which worked extremely well, so maybe we can just slow it down some and enjoy the total experience.
If not, SEE YA! :)
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by 335clone
You waited until he was 3 pumps from the finish to tell him what you wanted?
No wonder he popped.
Thats a little like complaining about the appetizer when you are ordering desert.
Tell him what you want when it's not possible (the bar, etc..OK, possible but improbable;) ) and let him stew on it until the time is appropriate.
No, no, no......HE waited until he was almost finished to ask if there was anything else I wanted. I'm not hard to read sexually; if I like something you're going to know it.
But I like your idea of saying what I want when he can't actually do it. I like that a lot.....:D
Seems to me it would make "later" more memorable....
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by THB
Careful sweetie, you're opening a door here.....
:eek:
;)
Crusty came here a couple months ago and professed to be "new and improved", read: a nice guy.
I wonder where he went. :confused:
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Crusty came here a couple months ago and professed to be "new and improved", read: a nice guy.
I wonder where he went. :confused:
If a person is an asshole, then claims to be "new and improved," wouldn't that person have only become a bigger and better asshole?
:confused:
No offense to Crusty, of course. I've never even met the man.
:)
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by THB
If a person is an asshole, then claims to be "new and improved," wouldn't that person have only become a bigger and better asshole?
:confused:
No offense to Crusty, of course. I've never even met the man.
:)
You make a valid point. :)
kwakatak
09-20-2005, 01:13 PM
HUZZAH from the peanut gallery!
This has to be the best thread I've seen here in a LOOOONG time!
GPLAYER
09-20-2005, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by kwakatak
HUZZAH from the peanut gallery!
This has to be the best thread I've seen here in a LOOOONG time!
Which shows how far we've fallen.:(
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
Which shows how far we've fallen.:(
hey PAL, I gave fair warning at the intro to my post.
What are you still doing so deep in this thread if it makes you so terribly sad? :mad:
GPLAYER
09-20-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
hey PAL, I gave fair warning at the intro to my post.
What are you still doing so deep in this thread if it makes you so terribly sad? :mad:
It's like watching a train wreck. You really don't want to look, but you just can't turn away.:D Lighten up sweetcheeks...I'm just razzin' ya. After all... I haven't rolled my eyes, once.:p
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
After all... I haven't rolled my eyes, once.:p
I guess you HAVE restrained yourself out of respect for me.
You're swell. :D
FingerBone Bill
09-20-2005, 04:44 PM
And yet ANOTHER thread turns into a discussion of SGV's sex life! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Oh - wait a sec. This thread STARTED as a discussion of SGV's sex life - fair enough I suppose. ;)
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
And yet ANOTHER thread turns into a discussion of SGV's sex life! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Oh - wait a sec. This thread STARTED as a discussion of SGV's sex life - fair enough I suppose. ;)
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I wanted a "fair and balanced" opinion from men, so what better place to come than to my Cool Jam boys?
AND.....this is the first time I've ever talked about my sex life on this board! :p
FingerBone Bill
09-20-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
....AND.....this is the first time I've ever talked about my sex life on this board! :p
True - most of the time this board is your sex life!
Hi :)
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
True - most of the time this board is your sex life!
Hi :)
YES! And see, that's where the distinction is.
I'm glad you noticed! :D
FingerBone Bill
09-20-2005, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
YES! And see, that's where the distinction is.
I'm glad you noticed! :D
That's what's ruined you Ally - all you get here is the foreplay! :(
GPLAYER
09-20-2005, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
That's what's ruined you Ally - all you get here is the foreplay! :(
Hmmm...he's gotta point there.:D
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
That's what's ruined you Ally - all you get here is the foreplay! :(
Yeah, it kinda doesn't work so good if I get my foreplay HERE and my lay somewhere else. :o
Maybe I should tell this guy I won't post on CJ anymore, then I'll get it all? :confused:
GPLAYER
09-20-2005, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Yeah, it kinda doesn't work so good if I get my foreplay HERE and my lay somewhere else. :o
Maybe I should tell this guy I won't post on CJ anymore, then I'll get it all? :confused:
..or, we could have that geezer jam bash and just have one big gang bang........Well, it's an option.;)
FingerBone Bill
09-20-2005, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
....Maybe I should tell this guy I won't post on CJ anymore, then I'll get it all? :confused:
Won't that leave Dano & DM kind of just hanging?
Cruel :(
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
..or, we could have that geezer jam bash and just have one big gang bang........Well, it's an option.;)
:eek: :eek: :eek:
daddymack
09-20-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
Won't that leave Dano & DM kind of just hanging?
Cruel :(
We're well hung regardless... ;)
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
We're well hung regardless... ;)
Braggard!!! :rolleyes:
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Crustycabs
I already have a woman.....
:D Crusty, I'm from Missouri---that's the Show Me state.
In other words, I don't believe you.
Why you gotta be such a dick?
daddymack
09-20-2005, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Braggard!!! :rolleyes:
its all relative, darlin'...
reminds me of the story of the guy who finds a bottle on the beach. He opens it, and a genie pops out. She says," Okay, look, you're like the 600th guy to get a joke off this bottle routine this year, so I'm only giving you one wish!! What's it gonna be?"
The guy thinks for a moment, and then says, "I want my penis to drag on the ground when I walk!"
The genie looks at him and smiles..."you sure about that?"
"Yep!-OWWWWW!"
His legs are now 3" long....:D
GPLAYER
09-20-2005, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
its all relative, darlin'...
reminds me of the story of the guy who finds a bottle on the beach. He opens it, and a genie pops out. She says," Okay, look, you're like the 600th guy to get a joke off this bottle routine this year, so I'm only giving you one wish!! What's it gonna be?"
The guy thinks for a moment, and then says, "I want my penis to drag on the ground when I walk!"
The genie looks at him and smiles..."you sure about that?"
"Yep!-OWWWWW!"
His legs are now 3" long....:D
Hmmm..that sounds like a guy Ally could go for.:D
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
its all relative, darlin'...
reminds me of the story of the guy who finds a bottle on the beach. He opens it, and a genie pops out. She says," Okay, look, you're like the 600th guy to get a joke off this bottle routine this year, so I'm only giving you one wish!! What's it gonna be?"
The guy thinks for a moment, and then says, "I want my penis to drag on the ground when I walk!"
The genie looks at him and smiles..."you sure about that?"
"Yep!-OWWWWW!"
His legs are now 3" long....:D
:) That was cute.
daddymack
09-20-2005, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
:) That was cute.
Thought you'd like it...why do women think men suffering is cute?:mad:
FingerBone Bill
09-20-2005, 06:28 PM
Why do women want the light out when having sex?
They can't stand to see a man enjoying himself!
*rim shot* :D
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
Why do women want the light out when having sex?
They can't stand to see a man enjoying himself!
*rim shot* :D Why were yeast infections invented?
Ally's gonna kick my ass :(
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Danocoustic
Why were yeast infections invented?
Ally's gonna kick my ass :(
:mad: :mad: :mad:
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
:mad: :mad: :mad: See?
:( :( :(
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
Why do women want the light out when having sex?
They can't stand to see a man enjoying himself!
*rim shot* :D
I don't like the lights out, and I love seeing a man enjoying himself.
"*rim shot*" :rolleyes:
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 06:55 PM
Well, it's official. We're having a date tomorrow night.
Wish me luck! ;)
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Well, it's official. We're having a date tomorrow night.
Wish me luck! ;) I only want to hear about it if you post DURING sex :p
FingerBone Bill
09-20-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Danocoustic
I only want to hear about it if you post DURING sex :p
Better still - get the guy to check with us before sex. We'll give him a few pointers! :D
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
Better still - get the guy to check with us before sex. We'll give him a few pointers! :D
Okay, I'll PM a list of things I love to one trustworthy Cool Jammer, who can then give said information to my date.
Or I could just divulge it all here.....:rolleyes:
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
Better still - get the guy to check with us before sex. We'll give him a few pointers! :D I hear he has his own pointer :eek:
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Danocoustic
I hear he has his own pointer :eek:
And THEN SOME. :eek:
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
And THEN SOME. :eek: *feels inadequate*
:(
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Okay, I'll PM a list of things I love to one trustworthy Cool Jammer, who can then give said information to my date.
Or I could just divulge it all here.....:rolleyes:
No sense being bashfull now!
:D
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by THB
No sense being bashfull now!
:D Hell, I think I could write that list and be fairly accurate ;)
FingerBone Bill
09-20-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Okay, I'll PM a list of things I love to one trustworthy Cool Jammer, who can then give said information to my date.
Or I could just divulge it all here.....:rolleyes:
I think I can guess what you'd lllllllllove - but feel free to be open......
:D
ShesGotVerve
09-20-2005, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Danocoustic
Hell, I think I could write that list and be fairly accurate ;)
Over the course of our many phone conversations, you're probably right.....:o
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Over the course of our many phone conversations, you're probably right.....:o
dano=cheap slut
Danocoustic
09-20-2005, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by THB
dano=cheap slut You can't afford me :mad:
kwakatak
09-20-2005, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by GPLAYER
Which shows how far we've fallen.:(
Hey, I'm just happy SOMEBODY's getting some! :o
gtrdave
09-20-2005, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Having sex on the first date means I'm not looking for that special someone - that ain't how you find him! I was looking for sex, especially after seeing his magnificance, but I was *hoping* for GREAT sex. That doesn't mean I wouldn't love to meet someone really special - THAT sex is always better. But I don't see this guy and I entering a relationship of that sort. It's more physical.
I'm not trying to make an excuse not to see him again, I'd like to. I just want a different experience than this (albeit "new") first one. I want all the crazy high school groping, making out, heavy petting, etc., etc. that makes sex so......*fun*.
And many people (almost everyone) said, "tell him what you want". Well, I have a little anectdote about that. Right before he was about to "finish" he asked me, "Is there anything you want me to do?" I thought GREAT and told him in very specific words what I wanted. Well this seemed to get him all excited and what happened was I didn't get what I told him I wanted. He......."finished" when I said it. :rolleyes:
I'm assuming that you're not a couple of kids so foreplay should be obvious to him.
If it's not, good luck training that old dog...sounds like he's into it for his cookie and not yours.
BTW, not that I need to know this but you DID get your cookie didn't you?
The big O?
If not, drop him like a bad habit. He's selfish and shallow.
Real men let ladies "go" first. ;)
Give it a pull
09-20-2005, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by gtrdave
I'm assuming that you're not a couple of kids so foreplay should be obvious to him.
If it's not, good luck training that old dog...sounds like he's into it for his cookie and not yours.
BTW, not that I need to know this but you DID get your cookie didn't you?
The big O?
If not, drop him like a bad habit. He's selfish and shallow.
Real men let ladies "go" first. ;)
what does this have to do with music
:mad:
:eek:
:confused:
gtrdave
09-20-2005, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Give it a pull
what does this have to do with music
:mad:
:eek:
:confused:
There should be music playing in the background...
jumpduck
09-21-2005, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by Rico Suave
SGV, you should try this! (http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/dearabby_form.html)
:D
Rico, you should try to fix this.
ShesGotVerve
09-21-2005, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by jumpduck
Rico, you should try to fix this.
Hi JD.....:)
I like your contribution to my thread! :D
jumpduck
09-21-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Hi JD.....:)
I like your contribution to my thread! :D
Hoddy is as Hoddy does.
You hussy!:mad:
;)
*hope the second date goes better *:cool:
ShesGotVerve
09-21-2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by jumpduck
*hope the second date goes better *:cool:
I'd say I'd give a full report, but nobody wants to hear it. :(
And if they do, they just PM me. :)
daddymack
09-21-2005, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Rico Suave
SGV, you should try this! (http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/dearabby_form.html)
:D
Rico, maybe you should try this? (http://www.assistedsuicide.org/)
:rolleyes:
daddymack
09-21-2005, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
I'd say I'd give a full report, but nobody wants to hear it. :(
And if they do, they just PM me. :)
Empty that mailbox!!! ;)
FingerBone Bill
09-21-2005, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
Rico, maybe you should try this? (http://www.assistedsuicide.org/)
:rolleyes:
That's cruel DM! :mad:
You know you need friends when it's "Assisted" (or maybe you're volunteering? :))
daddymack
09-21-2005, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
That's cruel DM! :mad:
You know you need friends when it's "Assisted" (or maybe you're volunteering? :))
I'm a cruel man, but fair....;)
after all, I did say "maybe"...
Nighthawkdude
09-22-2005, 12:05 PM
So, how'd date number two go? Was he any better for you? Inquiring minds want to know!
daddymack
09-22-2005, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Rico Suave
Perv!:p :D
ahhh, the pot calls the kettle black....:p
jumpduck
09-22-2005, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
I'd say I'd give a full report, but nobody wants to hear it. :(
And if they do, they just PM me. :)
I don't need gory details. I just hope it goes well for you, my dear.
You know, I hope, that ole JD is on your side.:)
ShesGotVerve
09-22-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Nighthawkdude
So, how'd date number two go? Was he any better for you? Inquiring minds want to know!
There was no date number two. I don't want to go into the details, but I may not go for date number two unless there's an attitude adjustment on his part.
You can't expect to f**k me without properly wining and dining me first. And I don't sleep around either, so you better be DAMN GOOD. :)
We'll see what happens.
daddymack
09-22-2005, 07:09 PM
I don't know about the dining part...but there seems to be a $#!+load of whining going on here... ;)
ShesGotVerve
09-22-2005, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
I don't know about the dining part...but there seems to be a $#!+load of whining going on here... ;)
I stopped whining at like 8:06pm PAL....:mad:
daddymack
09-22-2005, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
I stopped whining at like 8:06pm PAL....:mad:
YOUR TIME!:mad:
ShesGotVerve
09-22-2005, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
YOUR TIME!:mad:
Hey, that was a good one.....:D
Axee-o-matic
09-22-2005, 07:16 PM
According to my watch she'll be done whining in about 50 minutes.
ShesGotVerve
09-22-2005, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Axee-o-matic
According to my watch she'll be done whining in about 50 minutes.
I'm done NOW dammit!!!! :mad:
;)
Axee-o-matic
09-22-2005, 07:20 PM
But it's only 7:20. You still have 46 minutes left! :D
ShesGotVerve
09-22-2005, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Axee-o-matic
But it's only 7:20. You still have 46 minutes left! :D
What kind of ass backwards place do you live in anyway?????
daddymack
09-22-2005, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
Hey, that was a good one.....:D
who luvsya, baybee?;)
daddymack
09-22-2005, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
What kind of ass backwards place do you live in anyway?????
he's in the Mountain Time Zone...trapped in a world he never made...
Axee-o-matic
09-22-2005, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by ShesGotVerve
What kind of ass backwards place do you live in anyway?????
The best of the 50. Everything's slower when ya do it on Mountain Time! :cool:
Axee-o-matic
09-22-2005, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
he's in the Mountain Time Zone...trapped in a world he never made...
Not exactly trapped. Let's just say I'm a willing hostage. :D
FingerBone Bill
09-22-2005, 07:45 PM
I'm already in tomorrow - :confused:
daddymack
09-22-2005, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by FingerBone Bill
I'm already in tomorrow - :confused:
yep, and upside down too boot! ;)
FingerBone Bill
09-22-2005, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by daddymack
yep, and upside down too boot! ;)
That explains the headache I've had for the last 20 years! :)